Sunday, November 1, 2015
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Who is comforting whom? Romney must be kicking himself for having missed this triple hug opportunity.
Babe, I got you, babe.
“Your tailor did a great job fixing that knife hole in the back”
Now remember–last time I get to tell you…the account number for your Cayman Islands account it 5867….Don’t screw this up for me and Nancy and get caught, ok? Then you’ll be the one crying.
Remember what we did to Denny when he wandered off the farm…
Et tu, Brute?
Ugh. It’s like hugging an ashtray. I just hate getting that smell in my clothes.
(The italicized portion is an actual quote from Paul Ryan about Boehner’s lingering cigarette smell.)
“And remember Paul – never show any blue in your background.”
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur.
What’s that smell, wild yam? That smells nice.
John: “Tastes great.”
Paul: “Less filling.”
They cry until you burp them.
“Look at it this way, John. Now you can be on Dancing with the Stars.”
Eventually, the Speakership was decided under Graeco-Roman rules…
“One word of advice — turn on safe search before you google ‘The Hastert Rule'”
“One more word of advice — if you wanted to just retire in place, sit back and sip some scotch, you could just have them vote on repealing ObamaCare every few hours. Or you could try to do anything else, like keep the government functioning or something, and just be guzzling cheap whiskey straight from the bottle.”
Boehner to Ryan: “If the chair fits, wear it.”
Where I’m going, you can’t follow. What I’ve got to do, you can’t be any part of. Paul, I’m no good at being noble, but it doesn’t take much to see that the problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you’ll understand that.
The passing on of the orange grove torch…
“I know it was you Paulo.”
I could’ve shutdown the government one more time if I really tried.
Paul….that’t not the gavel….
“Right there. There where I have my hand. That’s where they’ll stab you in the back.”
“I know it was you, Paul. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!”
Oh, John. I wish I knew how to quit you.
“One word of warning Paul. I once rode the city bus to the capitol, and someone robbed the bus driver”.
“It was! They demanded exact change!”.
was that a Dennis Hastert rule….
Two slices of bread ready for a Pelosi sandwich.
A House divided against itself can stand if it gets a hug.
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