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Head monk Venerable Professor Sangharakkhita Mahathera performs a health and happiness blessing on U.S. Secretary of State Kerry inside the ancient Kelaniya Temple in Colombo

(REUTERS/Andrew Harnik) 7/28

Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Om mani padme hum…

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    This hat will really catch some eyes at Churchill Downs.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Secret behind the scenes photos from the new Star Wars movie showed a whole new look for Obi Wan Kenobi.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    And they said Obama wasn’t a Christian.

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    It’s obvious these robed men are not Supreme Court Justices. They allow cameras in the room.

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    John Kerry prays that the Sorting Hat won’t put him in Slytherin.

  7. stonetools says:

    “So long as you wear this hat, you will have magical power to convince Middle Eastern leaders and Vladmir Putin. Unfortunately, no power either in heaven on Earth works against Republicans….”

  8. DrDaveT says:

    Wait a minute… does that say “DUNCE” on the side?

  9. RockThisTown says:

    “A blessing for health & happy yachting . . . “

  10. RockThisTown says:

    “7 & a quarter, 7 & a half, 7 & three-quarters . . . nope, none of these are big enough.”

  11. RockThisTown says:

    “If Teresa makes a sizable donation, could you change the name from Kelaniya Temple to Kerry Temple?”

  12. RockThisTown says:

    “Wait. Is this hat windsurfing-proof?”

  13. Tony W says:

    I pray the “cone of silence” will help you in future negotiations. “What?”

  14. Tony W says:

    At a key point in his visit, here Mr. Kerry is about to become briefly aware of the Human Ice Cream Cone tradition.

  15. RockThisTown says:

    “I hereby christen you Maha-Heinzah, ruler of all ketchup!”

  16. rodney dill says:

    “I’ve thought long and hard about this. Your Delta Tau Chi name is… Flounder.”

  17. Franklin says:

    Little Rabbi Fufu,
    I don’t want to see you,
    Standin’ up the wannabe Vice,
    And boppin’ him on the head.

    /yeah yeah … rabbis, monks, what’s the difference?

  18. Moosebreath says:

    I was for being sorted into Hufflepuff before I was against it.

  19. markm says:

    “….nope…..tall hat rusary make doofy long face look normal”

  20. markm says:

    “Ok, sing it…..Hey-hey he’s a Monkee, people say he monkee around….”

  21. markm says:

    Monk: “why yes, I gave the same hat to Ted Cassidy back in 64”

  22. al-Ameda says:

    {{{background music playing, “This is the end” over and over }}}

    “Wait, will that thing sear … ummm … something … into my memory?”

  23. Pinky says:

    Brahmin meets Brahmin.

  24. Mu says:

    “That public engagement aide is so fired; all this orange makes my tan look artificial.”

  25. Franklin says:

    “Okay, I know what a one-L lama is, and a two-L llama, but what’s a three-L lllama?”
    “A really big fire!”

  26. Tillman says:

    “Now, rise as a loyal Water Buffalo…”

  27. Shirt says:

    “Thank you, Mr. Kerry, for the delivery of the traffic cones.”

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    Now wait a minute. Let’s sort this out. John Kerry is from a Jewish family, and supposed to be Jewish. But, instead they decide to be Episcopalians. But, that would be too easy, so they raise John Kerry as a Catholic instead. And now, just to mix it up some more, we see John Kerry praying in a Buddhist temple. – At some point. John Kerry will be member of every possible religion and his own one man walking National Council Of Churches….

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    Who knew that Frankenstein’s monster was religious?

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    Well, that’s the strangest America’s Got Talent act ever!

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    “All of this ceremony just to coronate Kerry with a dunce cap? Don’t you think this is a little overdone?”

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    The Buddhist priests bless Kerry by singing that great hymn, “Rama Lama Ding Dong”.

  33. John425 says:

    Kerry thought bubble: “If Bruce Jenner can cross over, so can I.”

  34. Guarneri says:

    So Mr. President, with all due respect……he’s standing on a pedestal, I’m still as tall, I gotta full head of hair, he’s a chrome dome, and the dudes wearing orange! And I gotta listen to his crap chant?

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    “Somehow colorizing those old universal Pictures Frankenstein movies really loses something in the process…”

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey Mildred, come look! They’ve colorized THE MUNSTERS, and gee does Herman’s makeup look cheap!”

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    “So this is what it took to lose to George W. Bush?”

  38. CSK says:

    “Is this a magic hat like my one in Vietnam?”

  39. markm says:

    Lurch: “…odd timing for that question but, yes, I unconditionally support the first amendment….BUT….”

  40. John425 says:

    Kerry: “What? wait. What is this Brit Milah ceremony I have to go through?”