OTB Caption Contest Winners

The That's Some Bad Hat, Kerry Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The That’s Some Bad Hat, Kerry Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Head monk Venerable Professor Sangharakkhita Mahathera performs a health and happiness blessing on U.S. Secretary of State Kerry inside the ancient Kelaniya Temple in Colombo

(REUTERS/Andrew Harnik) 7/28


First:OzarkHillbilly – John Kerry prays that the Sorting Hat won’t put him in Slytherin.

Second:Tony W – I pray the “cone of silence” will help you in future negotiations. “What?”

Third(tie):John425 – Kerry thought bubble: “If Bruce Jenner can cross over, so can I.”

Third(tie):Moosebreath – I was for being sorted into Hufflepuff before I was against it.


Franklin – “Okay, I know what a one-L lama is, and a two-L llama, but what’s a three-L lllama” ?”A really big fire!”

Tillman – “Now, rise as a loyal Water Buffalo…”

DrDaveT – Wait a minute… does that say “DUNCE” on the side?

stonetools – “So long as you wear this hat, you will have magical power to convince Middle Eastern leaders and Vladmir Putin. Unfortunately, no power either in heaven on Earth works against Republicans….”

RockThisTown – “If Teresa makes a sizable donation, could you change the name from Kelaniya Temple to Kerry Temple?”

Paul Hooson – Well, that’s the strangest America’s Got Talent act ever!


There’s something supremely liberating about not running for President.

After completing the decorated, cone shaped nuclear warhead it was only a matter of time before the perfect delivery mechanism was obtained.

“I want to run for President.” “Oh, then let me put this on your head.”

“Repeat the chant after me,” ‘Wah'” “Wah” “ta goo” “ta goo” “siam” “siam”… “Now repeat that ten times.”

Kerry(Thinking): I don’t think Hillary will be happy that the contribution I’m bringing back for the Clinton Foundation is –“gunga galunga… gunga gunga-lagunga”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    You know how sometimes you come up with something and you just know you can’t do any better? This was one of those times. Thanx Rodney!

  2. CSK says:

    Rodney, it’s DrDaveT who deserves the credit for the dunce caption, not I.

    Mine was the caption involving Kerry’s magic Vietnam hat.

  3. rodney dill says:

    @CSK: Fixed it. Every once in a while Cut&Paste bites me.

  4. Paul Hooson says:

    l enjoyed the “Cone Of Silence” entry. GET SMART continues as one of my favorite TV shows. BTW, just how old are our readers here anyway?I was telling 1930’s Frankenstein jokes here myself…

  5. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: …missed it my that much.