OTB Caption Contest

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

A man dressed as a polar bear walks into the ocean during the annual Coney Island Polar Bear Club New Year's Day swim on January 1, 2016 in the Brooklyn borough of New York City. The Coney Island Polar Bear Club claims to be the oldest winter bathing organization in the U.S. and attracts hundreds to the beach for the annual swim in the Atlantic Ocean. (Stephanie Keith/Getty Images)

(Stephanie Keith/Getty Images)

Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:


    “With all the sea ice melted due to Climate Change, Fred the EPA Climate Bear leads some over served bipeds to their certain grizzly death…..”

  2. markm says:


    “Due to the overwhelming success of the Obama Administration in the ME, ISIL is forced to recruit a broad….with a flute….”

  3. markm says:

    G. Hod, the ISIL recruiting bear: “…over…..Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when Muhammad overcame the Quraysh? Hell no! And it ain’t over now.
    ‘Cause when the goin’ gets tough……………………………………………………..”

  4. Mu says:

    The casting call for “The 14th warrior” was well attended.

  5. edmondo says:

    Debbie Wasserman Shultz was under renewed criticism after the final Democratic presidential debate was held at the Artic Circle. The winner was “some white dude”.”

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The annual “Burning Bear Festival” was a bit of a flop when Hudson Bay refused to freeze over.

  7. Jc says:

    Fresh out of rehab the Coca-Cola Polar Bear is spotted plunging into another partying binge

  8. Tony W says:

    “Occupy Yukon”

  9. Tillman says:

    Cnut the Bear commands the tides to stop.

  10. RockThisTown says:

    Climate change causes rising tides, hurricanes, tsunamis, terrorism and . . . shrinkage!

  11. RockThisTown says:

    Walk softly and carry big shtick.

  12. al-Ameda says:

    “On to Oregon!”

  13. John430 says:

    Polar Bear: “Next stop—CUBA!”

    CCW’s (Climate Change Warriors) invade Coney Island.

  14. Guarneri says:

    Today the Clinton campaign released evidence from a poorly made Youtube video alleged to have caused the spontaneous rampage of polar bears on the US Embassy in Benghazi…

  15. Guarneri says:

    Protesters were out en masse demanding government subsidies – shouting “what de want, sunscreen, when do we want it, now!” – to aid polar bear victims of global warming.

  16. Guarneri says:

    The crowd was shocked, but supportive, after seeing how decades of crusading for global warming awareness had transformed Al Gore’s very essence…….

  17. Franklin says:

    Play me some Tull!

  18. markm says:


    With relations between the Saudi’s and the Iranians coming to a boil…..and the fact the James Taylor is busy…the Obama administration is sending in Pat the Pansectarian Polar Bear with hopes to ease tensions between the two nations.

  19. Jc says:

    The global warming gladiator enters the arena shouting “Are you not entertained!!!? Are you not entertained!!!?”

  20. Just 'nutha ig'rant cracker says:

    Lotta time to work on this material before open mike nite!

  21. markm says:

    Protesting further Executive Orders by the Obama Administration, representatives from the Ursus maritimus community show their right to bear arms (and legs)………they say they will fight ‘tooth and claw to prevent any further actions by this lawless administration’. When questioned further they said ‘it is our god given right to just the simple bare necessities’………

    (this is painful)

  22. markm says:

    ….awe heck, everyone sing along…you know you want to:


  23. rodney dill says:

    @markm: Actually its the constitutional right to bear arms.

  24. RockThisTown says:

    Vanilla ISIS announces his upcoming American tour.

  25. Wyatt Earp says:

    Bear Grylls has really let himself go.

  26. Tillman says:

    Come, my loyal guardsmen! The last ice floe shall be ours yet!

  27. Franklin says:

    Ivan the Idiot soon finds out that, although polar bears can swim, men in polar bear suits cannot.

  28. bill says:

    “a desperate martin o’malley makes a last ditch effort for the polar bear vote”

  29. DrDaveT says:

    Finding Nemo II: Sashimi Orgy proved to be a stunning box office disappointment

  30. DrDaveT says:

    A well-ordered militia celebrates the right to keep and arm bears.