Monday, January 4, 2016
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
DATELINE NORTH POLE:
“With all the sea ice melted due to Climate Change, Fred the EPA Climate Bear leads some over served bipeds to their certain grizzly death…..”
DATELINE DISNEYLAND (Fla.)
“Due to the overwhelming success of the Obama Administration in the ME, ISIL is forced to recruit a broad….with a flute….”
G. Hod, the ISIL recruiting bear: “…over…..Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when Muhammad overcame the Quraysh? Hell no! And it ain’t over now.
‘Cause when the goin’ gets tough……………………………………………………..”
The casting call for “The 14th warrior” was well attended.
Debbie Wasserman Shultz was under renewed criticism after the final Democratic presidential debate was held at the Artic Circle. The winner was “some white dude”.”
The annual “Burning Bear Festival” was a bit of a flop when Hudson Bay refused to freeze over.
Fresh out of rehab the Coca-Cola Polar Bear is spotted plunging into another partying binge
Cnut the Bear commands the tides to stop.
Climate change causes rising tides, hurricanes, tsunamis, terrorism and . . . shrinkage!
Walk softly and carry big shtick.
“On to Oregon!”
Polar Bear: “Next stop—CUBA!”
CCW’s (Climate Change Warriors) invade Coney Island.
Today the Clinton campaign released evidence from a poorly made Youtube video alleged to have caused the spontaneous rampage of polar bears on the US Embassy in Benghazi…
Protesters were out en masse demanding government subsidies – shouting “what de want, sunscreen, when do we want it, now!” – to aid polar bear victims of global warming.
The crowd was shocked, but supportive, after seeing how decades of crusading for global warming awareness had transformed Al Gore’s very essence…….
Play me some Tull!
DATELINE PLYMOUTH ROCK
With relations between the Saudi’s and the Iranians coming to a boil…..and the fact the James Taylor is busy…the Obama administration is sending in Pat the Pansectarian Polar Bear with hopes to ease tensions between the two nations.
The global warming gladiator enters the arena shouting “Are you not entertained!!!? Are you not entertained!!!?”
Lotta time to work on this material before open mike nite!
Protesting further Executive Orders by the Obama Administration, representatives from the Ursus maritimus community show their right to bear arms (and legs)………they say they will fight ‘tooth and claw to prevent any further actions by this lawless administration’. When questioned further they said ‘it is our god given right to just the simple bare necessities’………
(this is painful)
….awe heck, everyone sing along…you know you want to:
@markm: Actually its the constitutional right to bear arms.
Vanilla ISIS announces his upcoming American tour.
Bear Grylls has really let himself go.
Come, my loyal guardsmen! The last ice floe shall be ours yet!
Ivan the Idiot soon finds out that, although polar bears can swim, men in polar bear suits cannot.
“a desperate martin o’malley makes a last ditch effort for the polar bear vote”
Finding Nemo II: Sashimi Orgy proved to be a stunning box office disappointment
A well-ordered militia celebrates the right to keep and arm bears.
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