OTB Caption Contest

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

A Yemeni man uses a camel to transport oxygen cylinders on a mountainous road to the war-torn city of Taiz, Yemen, 01 January 2016. Ongoing nine-month conflict in Yemen has pushed the war-torn country to the brink of humanitarian disaster.  (Str/EPA)


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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. gVOR08 says:

    I’ll make a fortune with this camel scuba rig, but first I have to find some water to test it.

  2. Mu says:

    The Afghan Queen gets ready for the attack run.

  3. markm says:

    ISGC (Isil Strategic Ground Command) shows off it’s latest weapon at the Homs shot and weapon trade show. The MOAC (Mother Of All Camels) is projected to be a top five proliferation weapon this year.

  4. David in KC says:

    It’s the Millenium Camel.

  5. Jc says:

    I once graced the cover of a cigarette box and now I am hauling oxygen…isn’t it ironic, don’t ya think?

  6. Jc says:

    Watch it with that left hand, buddy!

  7. Hal_10000 says:

    ISIS’s latest anti-aircraft guns aren’t quite working as hoped.

  8. Jc says:

    “Yes, I am courier for Amazon Prime, these go to Chandler Bing, 15 Yemen Road, Yemen”

  9. Franklin says:

    @Mu: She’s a bit of a dromedary queen, don’t you think?

  10. Franklin says:

    I know the problem, sir! You’re talking to the wrong end!

  11. Guarneri says:

    Under increasing scrutiny after the release of 13 Hours, the Clinton campaign released this picture of Joe Camel noting, “as we have previously said, unemployed and disenfranchised makes one such an easy target for radicalization; let us pray Joe is not exposed to an offensive youtube video.”

  12. Guarneri says:

    To bolster it’s claims of only peaceful intent nuclear applications, Iran demonstrated its environmentalist bona fides with the new Green single passenger flying Uber taxi. Secy Kerry immediately applauded “Iran’s genuine efforts to be a responsible world citizen in the face of the greatest danger facing the planet.”

  13. John430 says:

    The Taliban introduces their own ICBM (Improbable Camel-Based Missile).

    John Kerry is latest devotee of Iranian drug with street name of Camel SniffButt

  14. rodney dill says:

    Steve Harvey inadvertently introduced the camel as Miss Afghanistan…. no one complained.

  15. RockThisTown says:

    ‘Will Hump for Explosives’

  16. RockThisTown says:

    Joe Camel says, “Only you can prevent desert conspires.”

  17. RockThisTown says:

    One hump or two in your IED?

  18. RockThisTown says:

    Bernie Sanders latest campaign promise: a cruise missile in every cave.

  19. al-Ameda says:

    Bundys move their encampment from Oregon to Syria

  20. OzarkHillbilly says:

    These new uparmored camels are much better than the old ones.

  21. CSK says:

    By the time Ahmed arrived at the casting call for Lawrence of Arabia, filming had ceased 54 years previously.

  22. RockThisTown says:

    “I did not have missile relations with that camel. . . Miss Blowupski.”

  23. DrDaveT says:

    Oxygen, acetylene, camel dung — all right, let’s blow this popsicle stand.

  24. RockThisTown says:

    Clock boy’s latest invention: An ambulatory device for displaying fireworks.

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    Wow! Fedex hires anyone….

  26. Franklin says:

    Most camels can store 30 gallons of water. This upgraded camel can store 60!

  27. Guarneri says:

    Taking the admonition to never transport a cylinder in the trunk of your car a bit too far. (Inside joke)

  28. Guarneri says:

    This guy does that one more time and he’s gonna get a shot of compressed gas that makes these bad boys look like limp balloons.

  29. Franklin says:

    Here are the remaining members of Afghanistan’s bicameral government.

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    Just wait until he unpacks the camel to set up his shade….that will be a tents situation!

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    @Franklin: Bicameral? I thought Clinton ended that with “don’t ask, don’t tell”…

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    This is your country….This is country without any Jews….Any questions?

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    Inspired by the WWII era Soviet tank hunter dogs, ISIS develops a similar weapon, but with even less desirable results….

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    Angry his foreign film was snubbed by the Oscars?

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    Straight Outta Cairo….

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    Angry more Jews weren’t nominated for Oscars….

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    Like Trayvon Martin, willing to wander through dangerous territory to buy a pack of Skittles…

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    Wow! That Paul Giamatti has sure hit hard times. First he’s doing TV ad instead of movies, now this is his home…

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    Flint Michigan Water Specialist?