OTB Caption Contest

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Cuban President Raul Castro, right,  tries to lift up the arm of President Barack Obama at the conclusion of their joint news conference at the Palace of the Revolution, Monday, March 21, 2016, in Havana, Cuba. (AP Photo/Ramon Espinosa)

(AP Photo/Ramon Espinosa)

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Jeron says:

    The Sword of Damocles.

  2. john430 says:

    Obama: “Es mi hermano, suckahs!”

    Castro: “I have him by his limp wrist. Next, I will have him by his huevos.”

  3. RockThisTown says:

    Which one is leading from behind?

  4. Hal_10000 says:

    Subsequently, Rush Limbaugh launched into a three-hour tirade about Obama’s “limp-wristed hand-shaking style.”

  5. Franklin says:

    Obama like “I’m gonna slam dunk” and Raul like “No uh-uh”

  6. Mu says:

    I tried the “socialist viagra”. It left me this short and at that funny angle.

  7. C. Clavin says:

    I defeated all those pu$$y Cubans who sit in Miami and whine but don’t even try to do anything about it…I sure ain’t gonna take nuthin’ from this limp-wrist.

  8. Tony W says:

    Mr. Obama reveals his first choice for the Supreme Court seat vacated by Antonin Scalia’s death.

  9. al-Ameda says:

    “Really, doesn’t he look like Rafael Cruz?”

  10. RockThisTown says:

    Will the real limp-wristed dictator please raise your hand?

  11. Jc says:

    When going hard to the net with capitalism in Cuba, expect to be fouled.

  12. Jc says:

    The Cuban Wristle Crisis

  13. Jc says:

    Guantana-no-you don’t!

  14. rodney dill says:

    Raoul: “I can’t Gitmo Satisfaction.”

  15. J-Dub says:

    “Please, Mr. President, stop rubbing my head.”

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    “Thank God my handlers advised me to go with Biden instead as my 2008 running mate…”.

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    The president’s attempt to win the Cubans over with humor falls rather flat.

    “I heard about an earthquake last year in Cuba. It did almost $50 damage…”.

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    “Mr. President, what is the best thing that Cuba can import to improve her economy?”.


  19. Paul Hooson says:

    “Thank you President Castro for letting me visit here. Things are kind of bad back home with Donald Trump running for president…”

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    “Mr. President, we changed our minds about democracy after looking at your Republicans running for president. No thanks…”.

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    “And in exchange for your foreign aid we can offer you a couple 1957 Packards, but no Chevys…”.

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    “Mr. President, I greatly enjoy your professional wrestling on TV…”.

    “Oh sorry, that’s actually a Donald Trump political rally….”.

  23. DrDaveT says:

    “Oh, jeez, sorry about that. Here, let me put it back on…”

  24. DrDaveT says:

    Obama offers Cuba unilateral disarmament

  25. CSK says:

    Gang hand sign: You’re doing it wrong, President Obama. Really wrong.

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    Strangely, asked the prez for that “Gitmo baked beans recipe” for some odd reason…

  27. bill says:

    “and the wiener is….”

  28. rodney dill says:

    Obama: “BOOM…. goes the dynamite.”
    Castro: “Fizzle goes the fuse.”

  29. john430 says:

    Castro: “Look! One of us”

    Castro: “Mira! Limp wrist and small hands. What does that tell you?”

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    Not the same Castro….close, but no cigar…

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    What’s a very popular Cuban name? Manuel labor…

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    Why are Cuban Americans Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio running for president in the U.S. Because wages are only $20 a month in Cuba…

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    “President Castro, we need to do something about the immigration problem from your country…”.

    “I’m sorry that immigrants like Ted Cruz are taking your senate jobs…”.

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    “Well someone’s hand doesn’t get much exercise, does it?”

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    “If you think that I’m a silly president, then just wait 8 years until Conan O’Brien is elected president…”.

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    “Strange, many in my country just assumed that you were left-handed?”.

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    “I noticed just how popular that Cuban guava pastelitos pastry recipe is here from the Internet”.

    “Oh, and I learned how popular cream pies are in the United States from the Internet”.

  38. Moosebreath says:

    Obama (singing): For tomorrow may bring sorrow, so tonight, let’s all…

    Castro: Where do you think you are, at a Penn football game?

  39. Donald Sensing says:

    ” yes, I am a leftist. But at least I am a limp-wristed leftist.”

  40. Donald Sensing says:

    Castro: ” And for this I bought a new suit?”

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    “That’s sad news about Patty Duke”.

    “Yeah, thank goodness she has a lookalike cousin…”.

  42. drmrs says:

    We could have been brothers, as we speak the same language, MUMBO JUMBO!