OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Light Flyweight Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Light Flyweight Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
Cuban President Raul Castro, right,  tries to lift up the arm of President Barack Obama at the conclusion of their joint news conference at the Palace of the Revolution, Monday, March 21, 2016, in Havana, Cuba. (AP Photo/Ramon Espinosa)caption]


(AP Photo/Ramon Espinosa)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Tony W – Mr. Obama reveals his first choice for the Supreme Court seat vacated by Antonin Scalia’s death.

Second: Jc – The Cuban Wristle Crisis

Third: DrDaveT – “Oh, jeez, sorry about that. Here, let me put it back on…”

HONORABLE MENTION

Hal_10000Subsequently, Rush Limbaugh launched into a three-hour tirade about Obama’s “limp-wristed hand-shaking style.”

Jeron – The Sword of Damocles. (…that ain’t no crime. – rodney)

Mu – I tried the “socialist viagra”. It left me this short and at that funny angle.

RockThisTown – Will the real limp-wristed dictator please raise your hand?

C. Clavin – I defeated all those pu$$y Cubans who sit in Miami and whine but don’t even try to do anything about it…I sure ain’t gonna take nuthin’ from this limp-wrist.

J-Dub – “Please, Mr. President, stop rubbing my head.”

Paul Hooson – “Mr. President, what is the best thing that Cuba can import to improve her economy?”. “Jews…”.

Jc – When going hard to the net with capitalism in Cuba, expect to be fouled.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Raoul: “I can’t Gitmo Satisfaction.”

Raoul: “I haven’t had this much fun waving someone’s arm since Fidel’s stroke.”

“See, you can put limpstick on a pig.”

Dunk…. denied…

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Thank you Rodney and everyone here. As the resident Jew here, I’m happy to slip in a good Jewish joke here or there. – Wow, I surprised that another joke about a Cuban earthquake was actually hated by someone – I must be doing something right….

  2. Tony W says:

    Woo Hoo!