OTB Caption Contest
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(Lucy Nicholson/Reuters)
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Heeey Macar– oh, the kids aren’t doing that anymore?
Yes, I hand knitted it while my lawyers argued with the FBI investigators.
Yeah, it’s ugly but functional, I can carry Debbie Wasserman Shultz in my back pocket.
Shout out to my new sponsors, JoAnn Fabrics!
Sort of like THE OPRAH SHOW, but with a crappy host and no prizes under the seats…
The next contestant on WHO WANTS TO BE INDICTED?
An old babysitter recalls, “I remember little Hillary when she was still in her indictties…”.
California is the whole enchilada, ask Bernie.
Remember….laugh with them
Seemingly unfazed by the conflict between Bernie Sanders and Debbie Wasserman-Schultz. When will the Jew on Jew violence stop?
Is that Jamie Lee Curtis in the background?
“Dildo Donnie? I’ll have to use that one!”
She was right! Activia is wonderful!
@Franklin: yep
@rodney dill: Heh, I was just joking, didn’t realize it actually was.
@Franklin:
Is that Jamie Lee Curtis in the background?
And also Lloyd Blankfein and everyone else from Goldman Sacks- but you won’t see them in the photographs.
It takes a village to hand-weave this jacket.
Described by observers as the only genuine, unscripted moment of the campaign, cameras caught Clinton’s reaction to a guy who yelled out “hey, looks like as many are buying the email thing as the Benghazi thing!”
In preparation for being broke when she leaves the White House, Hillary introduces a new line of sniper-fire proof sweaters.
Union made . . . or union maid . . . or union paid . . . or union bought & paid for . . . or something.
Twentieth Century Fox Film Corp. unveils the sequel the True LIes. The second movie in the series will be called Spew Lies..
@Franklin: Is that Jamie Lee Curtis in the background?
Yes, & she’s wearing a blue dress in honor of Take Your Intern to Work Day.
Oh Jeez! Hillary is campaigning on the Gong Show.
Hillary understands foreign policy. She’s wearing an Afghan.
Memo to Michelle Obama: Please take the old broad shopping for new clothes. Try to explain 20th and 21st century styling.
Taking a cue from Trump, Hillary is now sporting a rug.
Who woulda thunk that the United Foundation of Cankled Women had so many chapters.
Reason #2 why Gary Johnson looks better and better as a third party choice to the voters…
“Gonna jump down, turn around, collect another Clinton Foundation donation, gonna jump down, turn around, collect another donation a day…”.
“It’s twue, it’s twue!”
“That’s my arm.”