OTB Caption Contest
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
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1 carrot, 20 candidates, 3000 staff, 4000 feet downhill, 500000 donations of $27 each. All for the thrill.
Like Rodney explained I am in shock that some one can profit $8901 in four weeks just by running caption contests on the internet. I didn’t believe it until I saw the check to my father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate and their almost brand-new Trabant. Learn more here… https://www.outsidethebeltway.com/otbabout1/rodneydill1/
Bernie Sanders delegates demonstrate their proposed system to choose the nominee at the convetion, which they say is fairer and more democratic than the “superdelegate” system.
Shown above: Donald Trump supporters chased off a cliff by “peaceful, tolerant” liberal anti-Trump activists.
“Hey, who cut the cheese loose?”
Well, I was looking for an excuse to run down a cliff, and that one’s Gouda ’nuff for me!
The Cheese Stands Alone… but not for long. No, not for long.
Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’
Though my legs are swollen,
Keep them cheesewheels rollin’
Rawhide
“Keep running! There’s a bunch of wine and crackers down at the bottom!”
“Reporting from the Iowa caucus”.
The Canadian border was overrun as soon as CNN called Florida and Pennsylvania for Trump.
Liberals fleeing south across the border into Mexico prior to President Trump making good on his border fence promise.
Donald Trump gives his acceptance speech to the Republican National Convention.
The Slippery Slope in action.
@JWh: It’s the socialist slide
The first segment of Donald Trump’s wall is completed.
@JWh: Damn you, I came here to say something about gay marriage (or possibly transgender bathrooms) being a slippery slope.
Sanders’ supporters were a little surprised at what it was like to be part of a “grassroots” campaign.
After the Zika virus caused the cancellation of the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio, the city was awarded the 2018 Winter Olympics based on an entertaining exhibition in the downhill.
I have seen people run like that when someone cut the cheese, but never from rolling the cheese.
Principled conservatives move to endorse Donald Trump with all deliberate speed.
@Jenos Idanian:
Amazing — Jenos can manage to invoke the “look what you made me do!” defense even in a caption contest…
And thus begins the 2020 GOP Primary
Green Bay Packer fan training begins at Lambeau Field.
The Wisconsin Democratic superdelegates, concerned about Hillary’s scandals, announce that they will hold a special competition between Clinton and Sanders supporters to win their support at the convention.
@DrDaveT: Normally, I’d deploy a tactical “lighten up, Francis,” but I’ve been this mil-spec “oh, STFU” for a special occasion…
I’ve had Cheese Bread, but never a Cheese Roll.
@Jenos Idanian: As for you, I’m curious why the Trabant occurred to you for that joke.
Bad soccer game re-enactment?
Democrats will run after anything that’s labeled “free.”
Illegals are making a run for the border on news that Trump has been elected.
@Jenos Idanian:
Dontcha just hate it when you have a great comeback all saved up, and then you manage to leave out a key word when you actually deploy it?
Trump’s Wall fails clinical test trials
Feather bowling got its start this way.
@Franklin:As for you, I’m curious why the Trabant occurred to you for that joke.
I’ve always thought that explaining a joke kills it, but since you asked…
The comment spam I was lampooning usually involves a McLaren F1 or some other extremely exotic and expensive car, so I wanted to go to the other extreme. I was torn between a Trabant and a Yugo, and figured the Trabant would be more humorous. Also, since both companies are defunct, I had to make it “almost brand-new.”
Maybe I should have gone with the Yugo, or maybe a Gremlin or a Pinto, but for some reason the Trabant just seemed the funniest to me. YMMV, of course.
@Franklin: OK, I’ll confess the REAL reason. Yes, I was torn between the Trabbi and the Yugo, so I decided to “play the ref.” Rodney is the judge here, and he’s been a part of the auto industry for some time (it says so in his bio). The Yugo and the Trabbi have equally horrid reps for quality, but the Yugo is far more well known. I was playing to his vanity by going for the more obscure reference, one that I was fairly comfortable he’d catch and appreciate.
“Know your audience.” Also known as “pandering.”
Note also that DrDaveT doesn’t seem to realize that this is a joke thread, and wants to score political points and get into political arguments here. He doesn’t know his audience here.
@Jenos Idanian:
On the contrary — I’m getting triple value here. The usual joke thread, plus Jenos making Freudian slips while trying to be funny, plus Jenos trying to riposte. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.
A herd of Trumpeters encounter a cliff.
@DrDaveT: Freudian slip? You mean “when you mean to say one thing, but you say your mother?”
Sorry, every comment I’ve made here was deliberate and intentional and thought-out. Maybe not thought out very well or for very long, but intentional.
Here, let me offer some more entries, just to drag this back on topic:
“DrDaveT, in the lead, almost catches the cheese… just before he loses his dignity.”
“Winning the rat race and getting the cheese is nice, but you’re still a rat. Just ask DrDaveT.”
“DrDaveT found it much easier to focus on catching the cheese when he named it ‘Jenos.’ He still fell on his ass, but he really did get close this time.”
“No, no, DrDaveT! He said ‘get a clue,’ not ‘get a cheese!'”
@Jenos Idanian: Great choice, obscure enough that I barely knew it. Like Rodney and almost everybody else in SE Michigan, I am also connected to the auto industry.
Hillary falls down and breaks her crown, and Bill comes tumbling after.
@Jenos Idanian:
Exactly. It’s even better when you don’t realize, even in hindsight, what you’re saying about yourself.
The guy on the end claims that was once in business with Marcel Marceau. Claims he brought him in as a silent partner…
Lemmings?
What if Cecil B. Demille directed AMERICA’S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS?
The worst Easter egg hunt ever…
The last remaining fans of UNDER THE DOME appear to be as disorganized as was the show in it’s final season…
Outraged TV fans wonder why Xfinity cannot broadcast a stable and strong signal on a clear, excellent weather, 90 degree temperature day…
Open tryouts for that “Help, I’ve fallen And Cannot Get Up” ad…
“Hey, I heard that Marilyn Chambers ran for vice president twice in 2004 and 2008 on a Libertarian third party ticket. I wonder who they’ll select this year?”.
“Johnnie Keyes?”.
@DrDaveT: Dude, I understand that you think your way to acceptance by The Kool Kids around here is by taking me on (it’s a common tactic, but for some reason never actually achieves the goal), but couldn’t you leave Rodney’s fun thread alone? Or do you just have this overwhelming need to crap on the carpet?
Do not taunt happy fun cheese wheel.
Resent press releases dispatched from across the pond, royal proof as to the reason of why the heatedly contested presidential campaign between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton is enough to restore British rule over the American colonists again.
Wait a minute. I smell something. Yeah, asshole, it’s who cut the cheese.
“Damn kids. They drink a bottle of WOOLITE and go crazy these days…”.
“Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much gas I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets gassed and you think that of me? No. I am the one who cuts the cheese!”
Recent press releases dispatched from across the pond, proof royal as to the reason why the highly contested presidential campaign between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton is still not enough to restore British rule over the American colonists.
Apparently, the sequel to THE SHINING, LOOK THE SHINY, is not very good…
Have a nice trip! See you next fall!