OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Who Moved My Cheese? Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: DrDaveT – Principled conservatives move to endorse Donald Trump with all deliberate speed.
Second: Jenos Idanian – Bernie Sanders delegates demonstrate their proposed system to choose the nominee at the convention, which they say is fairer and more democratic than the “superdelegate” system.
Third: Mu – The Canadian border was overrun as soon as CNN called Florida and Pennsylvania for Trump.
john430 – Democrats will run after anything that’s labeled “free.”
Jeron – 1 carrot, 20 candidates, 3000 staff, 4000 feet downhill, 500000 donations of $27 each. All for the thrill.
Tyrell – “Reporting from the Iowa caucus”.
Cory – And thus begins the 2020 GOP Primary
Franklin – Hillary falls down and breaks her crown, and Bill comes tumbling after.
Dazedandconfused – A herd of Trumpeters encounter a cliff.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
The White House Easter egg roll has taken on dark tone.
Cheez-its decides this wheel needs more time to mature.
Becoming as maligned as Jar-Jar Binks, the assassin from the next Star Wars sequel, Gouda Fett, eludes capture in a chase scene trailer.
“Lemuels marching into the sea.” – B. Kliban