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  1. Mu says:

    The first Ganges laundry day sponsored by Tide was a huge success.

  2. Franklin says:

    I didn’t think the 2016 Presidential election could get any uglier.

  3. Moosebreath says:

    No, Pritap, it’s forewarned is forearmed, not four-armed.

  4. DrDaveT says:

    So if you like pina coladas, and Ganesh Chathurti in the rain…

  5. DrDaveT says:

    In desperation, the Clinton campaign appeals to Ganesha, Remover of Obstacles, to put an end to Congressional ‘investigations’ of her past.

  6. DrDaveT says:

    When the Donald prays to Ganesha, it’s yuuuge.

  7. Jon Waltz says:

    Though the gathering throng might’ve hoped otherwise, Ganesha was not the Hindu god of clean drinking water.

  8. Tillman says:

    India, the world’s largest democracy, celebrates the entry of a candidate more likable than the ones Americans have a choice over.

  9. barbintheboonies says:

    I knew our God was the real one Take that you crazy Evangelists.

  10. Jc says:

    In India, you never know when it might be a rainy deity.

  11. Paul Hooson says:

    “I think Trump’s ego may indeed be rather large…”.

  12. Paul Hooson says:

    Obviously, they are not Jewish…

  13. Paul Hooson says:

    Macy’s has stores in India?

  14. Paul Hooson says:

    “Call me old fashioned, but I liked Bullwinkle much better…”.

  15. Paul Hooson says:

    “Careful, the water is so polluted that my neighbor’s legs swelled up huge!”.

    “Uh, is it possible for my girlfriend to only dip her breasts in the water?”.

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    “Thank God they caught that New Jersey bombing guy!”.

    “I know there’s not a heck of a lot here in Calcutta, but the hell is there in New Jersey?”.

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    “It’s got to be hard to find a shirt that fits. The pants? Not so much…”.

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, you hear about the tortoise who fathered 800 offspring, saving his species from extinction?”.

    “Yeah, but his child support payments were murder!”.

  19. Guarneri says:

    Hollywood critics, reflexively offended by the films religious overtones, snarked “Bollywood couldn’t decide if it was doing the remake of Jaws, Passion of the Christ or Godzilla.”

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey Nehru, what did your doctor say?”.

    “He told me to stop masturbating, “Stop masturbating so I can examine you”…”.

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    “Yesterday’s god was kind of strange. A potato in one ear. A cucumber in the other ear. Grapes in his nostrils. But, he’s gone today….I don’t think he was eating properly”.

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, this Bollywood remake of that beach movie is pretty good. But, what the heck is going on with that Eric Von Zipper character?”.

  23. Paul Hooson says:


  24. Paul Hooson says:

    “Um, that new GOP symbol might be a little too ethnic for many voters to relate…”.

  25. Jeremy says:

    Doug finds a new graphic for his posts describing the different arms of the Republican Party.

  26. john430 says:

    Ganesha complains that Anthony Weiner’s sexting is driving his followers to drown themselves in drink.

    Ganesha demands followers NOT drink the water.

  27. RockThisTown says:

    Thousands attend the premier of Ganesh G’Souza’s latest film.

  28. Aelio says:

    So they finally found the bigfoot and it was in India of all places. That’s why they could not find it in America despite all of the heat sensing and HD camera tech. Now that reminds me of that Japanese movie with the titans.