Monday, September 19, 2016
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
The first Ganges laundry day sponsored by Tide was a huge success.
I didn’t think the 2016 Presidential election could get any uglier.
No, Pritap, it’s forewarned is forearmed, not four-armed.
So if you like pina coladas, and Ganesh Chathurti in the rain…
In desperation, the Clinton campaign appeals to Ganesha, Remover of Obstacles, to put an end to Congressional ‘investigations’ of her past.
When the Donald prays to Ganesha, it’s yuuuge.
Though the gathering throng might’ve hoped otherwise, Ganesha was not the Hindu god of clean drinking water.
India, the world’s largest democracy, celebrates the entry of a candidate more likable than the ones Americans have a choice over.
I knew our God was the real one Take that you crazy Evangelists.
In India, you never know when it might be a rainy deity.
“I think Trump’s ego may indeed be rather large…”.
Obviously, they are not Jewish…
Macy’s has stores in India?
“Call me old fashioned, but I liked Bullwinkle much better…”.
“Careful, the water is so polluted that my neighbor’s legs swelled up huge!”.
“Uh, is it possible for my girlfriend to only dip her breasts in the water?”.
“Thank God they caught that New Jersey bombing guy!”.
“I know there’s not a heck of a lot here in Calcutta, but the hell is there in New Jersey?”.
“It’s got to be hard to find a shirt that fits. The pants? Not so much…”.
“Hey, you hear about the tortoise who fathered 800 offspring, saving his species from extinction?”.
“Yeah, but his child support payments were murder!”.
Hollywood critics, reflexively offended by the films religious overtones, snarked “Bollywood couldn’t decide if it was doing the remake of Jaws, Passion of the Christ or Godzilla.”
“Hey Nehru, what did your doctor say?”.
“He told me to stop masturbating, “Stop masturbating so I can examine you”…”.
“Yesterday’s god was kind of strange. A potato in one ear. A cucumber in the other ear. Grapes in his nostrils. But, he’s gone today….I don’t think he was eating properly”.
“Hey, this Bollywood remake of that beach movie is pretty good. But, what the heck is going on with that Eric Von Zipper character?”.
“Um, that new GOP symbol might be a little too ethnic for many voters to relate…”.
Doug finds a new graphic for his posts describing the different arms of the Republican Party.
Ganesha complains that Anthony Weiner’s sexting is driving his followers to drown themselves in drink.
Ganesha demands followers NOT drink the water.
Thousands attend the premier of Ganesh G’Souza’s latest film.
So they finally found the bigfoot and it was in India of all places. That’s why they could not find it in America despite all of the heat sensing and HD camera tech. Now that reminds me of that Japanese movie with the titans.
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OTB Caption Contest Winners
Hawaii Legalizes Physician-Assisted Suicide
Spring Forward? Fall Back? Let’s Just Pick A Time And Stay There
Myanmar Sentences Reporters To Prison For Reporting On Rohingya Muslims
Another Emoluments Clause Violation By Trump