OTB Caption Contest

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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  1. Steve Metz says:

    “I hope Huma remembered to bring the extra large jug of hand sanitizer.”

  2. RockThisTown says:

    Hillary: “Note to self: Wipe my hands, not the server. . . wipe my hands, not the server . . . .”

  3. RockThisTown says:

    Fire meets Ice.

  4. Tony W says:

    Trump, settling for a handshake, couldn’t figure out how to get close enough to grab her the way he normally does other women.

  5. RockThisTown says:

    Worlds are colliding: ‘bimbos who deserve to be believed’ vs. ‘bimbos who don’t deserve to be believed.’

  6. Mu says:

    “Ok, deal. I throw the election and your government buys up the remaining stock of Trump vodka at retail”

  7. Moosebreath says:

    Hillary demonstrates the secret Trilateral Commission handshake to convince Trump that there really is a conspiracy to get her elected.

  8. Hal_10000 says:

    “Man, it’s been so long since I had that sexual assault defense training. Do I pull him down or flip him over? I already kicked him in the crotch metaphorically.”

  9. Hal_10000 says:

    “Hail Hydra!”

  10. Guarneri says:

    “I’ve always wanted to meet Darth Vader’s son.”

    “I’ve always wanted to meet C-3PO’s mother.”

  11. Guarneri says:

    “Done deal, Hillary? You get Pence and Ryan, and I get Kaine and a player to be named later.”

    “You want Podesta?”

    “Even I have standards….”

  12. pylon says:

    “I don’t think he can reach my pussy from there”.

  13. DrDaveT says:

    In a moment of stunned realization, Trump and Hillary discover that they are both Freemasons.

  14. al-Alameda says:

    DT: “Juanita says ‘hi.'”
    HC: “Melania says ‘bye.'”

  15. Franklin says:

    “Really, Donald? A cigar cutter?”

  16. Jim Brown 32 says:

    “This will have to do instead of my p***y thank you very much.”

  17. fustian says:

    Is Parkinson’s catching?

  18. Tillman says:

    “Ooh, sweet bib!”

  19. fustian says:

    Pot meet kettle.

  20. fustian says:

    That handshake has all the warmth of a Galaxy Note 7.

  21. barbintheboonies says:

    I tried Hillary really I did. The people just don`t really like you.

  22. fustian says:

    I bet Hillary feels slighted that he’s just shaking her hand. Am I not a woman, she wonders?

  23. fustian says:

    Proof that anybody can grow up and become President.

    And I don’t mean that in a good way. I mean ANYBODY!

  24. fustian says:

    This is the only above-the-belt contact they will have all debate.

  25. CSK says:

    “How can I pull your finger, Donald? They’re all waaay too short.”

  26. Mary Gehman says:

    “Would you like some fries with that shake?”

  27. Mary Gehman says:

    Since it it likely that both of their hands have been in contact with female genitalia in the last 24 hours, who is groping whom by proxy?

  28. john430 says:

    Hillary thinking: “Hmm. He has big hands and big feet. I think I’ll try to get him to go hard on me tonight.”

    Trump thought bubble: “I know what you’re thinking Hillary. That just ain’t gonna happen”

  29. Andrew says:

    Stink Palming : May I interest you in a chocolate covered pretzel!?

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    Let’s all hope he washed that hand before shaking. No telling where it’s been…

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    So, Trump’s has a tuna fish sandwich before the debate. They have kind of a fishy smell. Trump walks past a blind man on the way to the debate, but doesn’t say anything. But, the the blind man decides to act friendly, “Hello girls!”.

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    So, Trump shakes hands with Hillary and then rushes down to see his current foreign wife, Melania. “How did I do, honey?”. She responds, “There was a lot of boys talk. The boys like to put their pee pee in the girls…”. An upbeat Trump proclaims. “Thank you honey, I knew I laid out my vision for the country!”.

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    So, Donald Trump shakes hands with Hillary, then exits the stage to see his family. On the way down to the audience, Chris Wallace introduces himself as the moderator of the next debate. And has a short exchange with Trump.

    Friends ask Chris Wallace how did it go?

    “He spit on me and called me a Jew. All in all pretty positive by Donald Trump standards. I think being from FOX helped too…”.

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    Uh, S.S. Adams Company joy buzzer?

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    In all fairness, Trump doesn’t hate all foreigners. He thinks Danish-immigrant joy buzzer inventor Soren Adams is a high tech genius!

  36. Mary Gehman says:

    Hill-Billy Hand-fishing???

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    How could this debate best be summed up? 101 Damnations…

  38. Aelio says:

    Trump: What a deal, Hillary! Congratulations. I hope you’ll appreciate the $1 billion I spent to run this campaign.

  39. Aelio says:

    Trump: What a deal, Hillary! Congratulations. I hope you’ll appreciate the $1 billion I spent to run this campaign.

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    Surprising, but the first person to interview Trump after he exits the stage? …Billy Bush..

  41. Mary Gehman says:

    A bird in the hand is worth 2 in a bush???

  42. Mary Gehman says:

    “You slimed me.”

    “No. You slimed me.”

  43. Mary Gehman says:

    I can see her other hand…not sure where his other hand is…

  44. Guarneri says:

    At the end of this he last debate Trump bursts into song.

    “Walk on, talk on,
    baby tell no lies.
    Don’t you be caught
    with a tear in your eye.

    Sure enough,
    they’ll be sellin’ stuff
    When the moon begins to rise.
    Pretty bad when
    you’re dealin’ with the man,
    And the light shines in your eyes.

    Come on, baby, let’s go downtown,
    Let’s go, let’s go,
    let’s go downtown.
    Come on, baby, let’s go downtown,
    Let’s go, let’s go,
    let’s go downtown.”

  45. Paul Hooson says:

    In all fairness to the Clintons, they did bring shoes to Arkansas while upholding traditional Arkansas values like cousin marryin’…

  46. Mary Gehman says:

    “It takes two hands to handle a whopper.”

  47. Mary Gehman says:

    In The News…In lieu of another debate, Trump and Clinton decide to square off with a square dance instead…

  48. Guarneri says:

    T: So Hillary, what was Comeys price?

    H: Supreme Court nomination, Donald.

    T: Congrats. Thats a pretty good deal for you.

    H: Given what we threatened him with, a great deal for him, Donald. Huge.

  49. fustian says:

    Even though they’d had a brief, but intensely physical relationship back in the 60’s, Hillary had to put that all behind her. It was going to be a no holds barred contest and there was no time to indulge in remembered passion…

  50. barbintheboonies says:

    Hey Hillary I heard they are voting for those other guys now I think we took this joke a bit too far.

  51. john430 says:

    Viewing this picture reminds me of lyrics from the Jefferson Airplane song, “White Rabbit”–

    “And the White Knight is talking backwards
    And the Red Queen’s off her head…”

  52. Jc says:

    Bill has much larger hands….

  53. Paul Hooson says:

    So Donald Trump tells his doctor, “I think about women all the time. I think about women at night and I think about women during the day. I can’t help myself..”

    His doctor then tells him,”But, you need to stop masturbating…”.

    Trump then asks, “Why?”.

    “So, I can examine you..”.

  54. Paul Hooson says:

    Normally, during an election, many of the voters like one of the candidates. Well, not this year…

  55. Paul Hooson says:

    Trump always seems to say the wrong things in the debates. He called Hillary a “nasty woman” and Hispanics, “hombres”. But, he did try to atone at the end of debate by shaking hands with Chris Wallace and telling him, “You know, for a Jew you’re ok!”.

  56. Paul Hooson says:

    The last debate did help voters make up their minds….to vote for Chris Wallace..

  57. Paul Hooson says:

    Those scandal allegations really rattled Trump. He loaned his campaign so much money that if donations dry up he might not get every penny of his loan back…

  58. Paul Hooson says:

    Trump has no luck in business. His casino goes broke. His airlines goes broke. His university goes broke. Now, he might lose the money he loaned his campaign…

  59. Paul Hooson says:

    The only presidential debates that make the audience feel dirty and want to take a shower afterwards…

  60. Paul Hooson says:

    Trump feels confident that he really nailed that question on Aleppo, unlike Gary Johnson. “My dog just loves that brand of food!”.

  61. fustian says:

    Trump’s right hand has been a bloody, painful mess since that handshake.

    You touch evil, you always pay a price.

  62. Mary Gehman says:

    “…My Honey, My Baby, don’t put my vote upon no shelf…
    She said “Don’t hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself…”

  63. rodney dill says:

    Trump: (mumbled): “Tickle your ass with a feather.”
    Hillary: “WHAT! …. did you say.”
    Trump: “I said, Typical nasty weather.”

  64. Paul Hooson says:

    Jail is no place for a Clinton. No advancement…

  65. Paul Hooson says:

    “A nasty woman”?. Apparently Donald Trump hasn’t seen any videos that some women actually posted on XHamster of their private camcorder performances. Those are the nasty women…

  66. Paul Hooson says:

    The most surprising moment during last night’s debate. When Chris Wallace laid out the debate rules, including Rule #7, “You In My House Now Bitches”…

  67. Paul Hooson says:

    Trump sadly didn’t get the opportunity to promote his Kennedy-inspired space proposal to land a man on the Sun before the end of the decade. “But, they’ll have to land there at night”, adds Trump…

  68. Paul Hooson says:

    If only this debate could have gone on a little longer, then Trump could have offended more people…