OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Is That Your Minkey? Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Is That Your Minkey? Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Michael Hamm – Please Mr. President – don’t spank the monkey here.

Second: markm – Amzerdizzinjab: “…one of these days Pishgam… POW… to da moon!”

Third: Moosebreath – Now if we can only make them fly out of my butt… (DRUDGEBREAKING: Iran sends monkey to Uranus – rodney)

HONORABLE MENTION

jd – Exciting news, Sir! We will cross this little fella with a fish from the aquarium back there and have the world’s first Rhesus Pisces! (This one should probably be Bottom Of The Barrel – rodney)

Patrick McCainDeath to Aperica!

Drew – “Well, you know the sanctions have limited our options on new scientists.”

Tony W – In this photo the monkey was photoshopped instead of the model airplane.

Tillman – “So, can he light himself on fire or stretch his body and limbs? Turn invisible? Nothing?!”

Montanareddog – Ahmedinejad: “What do you think of my masterstroke? Kidnapping the granddaughter of American superpatriot, Chuck Norris!”.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Of the two notables…. One’s a hairy, flea bitten, chattering, poo flinging trouble-maker of questionable hygiene and low intelligence… and the other is a monkey.

He ate 5 cans of refried beans. We’re just a lit match away from our next space flight…

“He requested his 72 virgins before we martyr him with this space flight”
“Damn smart monkey… good thing our suicide bomber volunteers haven’t thought of that yet. ”

“Is the monkey ready”
“Yes, we just need to find a tiny saddle that will fit on the rocket.”

“How you know the monkey was infidel…”
“Well we pulled it right out of Castro’s butt.”

“It’s Allahnaut, not Allahnut.” “Comme ci Comme ca”

Technically Doug or James or Steven are supposed to throw some schlock in here in between caption contests and winners announcements so that …. OH LOOK! MONKEY!

The Monday Contest has already one upped Waldorf and Statler.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Michael Hamm says:

    Tks.




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  2. Drew says:

    C’mon, Rodney!! Mine was standard issue schtick, but jd’s comment was inspired !!




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  3. Tony W says:

    Pharaoh Narim – In this photo the monkey was photoshopped instead of the model airplane

    That one was mine 🙂




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  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    jd – Exciting news, Sir! We will cross this little fella with a fish from the aquarium back there and have the world’s first Rhesus Pisces! (This one should probably be Bottom Of The Barrel – rodney)

    OW OW OW OW OW OW OUCH!!!!!

    I agree with Drew. That was pure genius on jd’s part and he DEFINITELY should have been awarded Bottom Of The Barrel honors.

    also:

    Technically Doug or James or Steven are supposed to throw some schlock in here in between caption contests and winners announcements so that …. OH LOOK! MONKEY!

    What is up with them guys? What did they do, get a life or something????




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  5. Rodney Dill says:

    @Tony W: Corrected.




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  6. Rodney Dill says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: That and the Quick Picks don’t create any buffer between posts without pictures.




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  7. Rodney Dill says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: I felt I already had too many of my own in the Bottom of the Barrel so I just put the notation on jd’s




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  8. Anderson says:

    Iran’s president announced the world’s first laboratory-created Israeli, but biologists are skeptical.




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