Monday, October 31, 2016
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Strangely, nearly as horrifying as that napalm girl photo from the Vietnam War…
“If we get to the finish line first, there will be no waiting line at the ladies room.”
Attendance at the Kentucky Derby fell sharply when the entrance eligibility requirements for The Run for the Roses were radically revised.
Auditions for the remake of Bride of Chucky were unusually demanding.
Former Trump supporters Sandy Wilson and Rebecca Smith of Nashville, TN left the rally in haste after the Republican nominee invited them to the stage for a photo.
“Don’t worry, the emails are in my bra … “
These Raiders fans are going to be pissed when they get to Las Vegas, only to realize the team isn’t moving after all!
I love drag racing
The turnout for the annual “Win a Date with Doug Mataconis 5k” met expectations
Janet and Franny didn’t realize their Halloween costumes were offensive until the social justice warriors started chasing them.
Less than a mile into the annual Halloween 5k, runner #432 was already regretting the impact Obergefell v Hodges was having on her sartorial options.
Just 50 meters to go! The leaders are running four abreast!
“What? No stadium yet? I knew we shoulda made that left turn in Albuquerque!”
Since ‘meeting’ Donald Trump during the 1997 Miss Universe pageant, Miss Uruguay and Miss Slovenia have not stopped trying to get as far from him as possible.
“I think we’re in the clear, Huma. These crazy costumes worked; they’ll never find us.”
“Yeah, we’re good. The only person I told was that damned ex of mine.”
” Hurry! Carlos Danger need us!”
“All I said was, “Does Huma give Hummers?”
The Ultimate Miss Halloween contest where the winner is safe from Trump’s kisses.
American citizens rushing over the Canadian border in advance of next week’s election?
Well, we know one thing, they’re not rushing out to see the latest Nicolas Cage film…
Well, when Paul Hooson took the stage to do some stand-up comedy, some polite audience members told him, Please, sit down” , while others ran from the club…
“Well, that’s something new. The townspeople chasing the zombies this year…”.
FBI workers running away in horror after finding out that they had been handling Anthony Weiner’s computer…
It’s amazing how fast women can run when Anthony Wiener is chasing them…
The Cubs look to end the curse of the billy goat, but now face the curse of the Zombies.
What Hillary has done to Bill’s bimbos is horrifying!
In light of her e-mail foibles, Hillary resorts to Zombie messengers.
Coming up with a caption for this week’s contest is a no-brainer . . . .
@Mary Gehman: Perhaps, but they’ll be dead tired.
@Mary Gehman:[re: no waiting line at the ladies’ room]
Perhaps, but they’ll be dead tired.
Brain-dead Hillary voters rush to the polls before an indictment.
“It was a choice of this or a Donald mask”
“My father was pretty thrifty, even by Jewish standards. He made me go “Trick Or Treating” the day after Halloween when the costumes were half price…”.
“I just had a funny thought. Those old Mickey Mouse Club hats are just Jewish hats with ears…”.
“My day job is I’m a waitress. A customer asked me if we had any soup on the menu. I told him, “Yeah, but we wiped it off…”.
“I have a cousin who’s a bookkeeper. Every time he borrows a book, he keeps it…”.
“I had another argument about money with my husband last night. His suicide attempts are sure running up the gas bill…”.
On the left, Huma asks, “Hillary, what did you say that made them so mad?”
Hillary: ” I just told them that Bill would be vetting the interns. Why?”
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