OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Front Runner Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Front Runner Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Jc – The turnout for the annual “Win a Date with Doug Mataconis 5k” met expectations
Second: barbintheboonies – I love drag racing
Third: CSK – Auditions for the remake of Bride of Chucky were unusually demanding.
HONORABLE MENTION
al-Alameda – “Don’t worry, the emails are in my bra … “
Mary Gehman – It’s amazing how fast women can run when Anthony Wiener is chasing them…
Paul Hooson – Strangely, nearly as horrifying as that napalm girl photo from the Vietnam War…
john430 – ” Hurry! Carlos Danger needs us!”
RockThisTown – Brain-dead Hillary voters rush to the polls before an indictment.
Franklin – Just 50 meters to go! The leaders are running four abreast!
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Boy, I’m glad I didn’t dress as a clown.”
“This campaigning sure is hard Hillary.”
“Shut up, and keep running Huma.”Just one call of “JELLO PUDDING” sends ’em running.
Thank you. Does First Place Winner Jc get drinks and dinner with Doug?
@CSK: lol, Doug would spend the whole evening justifying his Gary Johnson vote…beer and politics. Outside the Beltway happy hour!
Thanks for the ‘honorable mention’! My personal favorite was “I love drag racing”.
@Mary Gehman: Yea, it was good. The love/hate relationship between Doug and some of the commenter is kind of an inside joke.
@Mary Gehman: Thank You