OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Front Runner Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Front Runner Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



First: Jc – The turnout for the annual “Win a Date with Doug Mataconis 5k” met expectations

Second: barbintheboonies – I love drag racing

Third: CSK – Auditions for the remake of Bride of Chucky were unusually demanding.


al-Alameda – “Don’t worry, the emails are in my bra … “

Mary Gehman – It’s amazing how fast women can run when Anthony Wiener is chasing them…

Paul Hooson – Strangely, nearly as horrifying as that napalm girl photo from the Vietnam War…

john430 – ” Hurry! Carlos Danger needs us!”

RockThisTown – Brain-dead Hillary voters rush to the polls before an indictment.

Franklin – Just 50 meters to go! The leaders are running four abreast!


“Boy, I’m glad I didn’t dress as a clown.”

“This campaigning sure is hard Hillary.”
“Shut up, and keep running Huma.”

Just one call of “JELLO PUDDING” sends ’em running.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. CSK says:

    Thank you. Does First Place Winner Jc get drinks and dinner with Doug?

  2. Jc says:

    @CSK: lol, Doug would spend the whole evening justifying his Gary Johnson vote…beer and politics. Outside the Beltway happy hour!

  3. Mary Gehman says:

    Thanks for the ‘honorable mention’! My personal favorite was “I love drag racing”.

  4. rodney dill says:

    @Mary Gehman: Yea, it was good. The love/hate relationship between Doug and some of the commenter is kind of an inside joke.

  5. barbintheboonies says:

    @Mary Gehman: Thank You