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Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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Comments

  1. RockThisTown says:

    “Mitt, you should have had the taco bowl.”

  2. James Pearce says:

    So I hear you have binders full of women…

  3. RockThisTown says:

    “Mitt, of course, if I hire you, I’ll have to see your birth certificate.”

  4. RockThisTown says:

    “Mitt, you pay 47% of the tab & we’ll stick Hillary with the other deplorable half.”

  5. Tony W says:

    Trumps suggestion that Mitt grab the waitress in Trump’s usual manner didn’t sit well with the former presidential candidate.

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    How are the Mitt balls in marinara?

  7. Todd says:

    Mitt and the Donald clearly have different ideas/fears about how this “date” might end.

  8. Jon Waltz says:

    Scallops? Hehe, oh no, my good man. That’s my pride, sautéed in butter, garlic, and the last shred of my integrity.

  9. SenyorDave says:

    Mitt, for our appetizer we have the house specialty, testicles de Romney, served chilled with a dill sauce.

  10. Mu says:

    “Smile, everybody who buys me lunch gets a free commemorative picture”

  11. Franklin says:

    “So this is how it ends …”

  12. Franklin says:

    The Donald has just informed Romney what the special sauce is.

  13. Jc says:

    A photo from the kids table at the White House Thanksgiving dinner

  14. rodney dill says:

    “Check out this tweet Mitt”

    Hillary lost the ’16 race
    in the College, Electoral,
    said, ‘Lets recount Michigan.’
    Pop Goes the Weasel.
    #TrumpTweets

  15. Jc says:

    “The Art of the Meal”

  16. rodney dill says:

    Earworm running through Mitt’s head.

    The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head.
    And I’ve got the feeling someone’s gonna be cutting the thread

  17. Jc says:

    “No, you heard me wrong, I said Secretary of Steak.”

  18. Jim T says:

    Trump and Romney reenact the dinner scene from Pretty Woman. But which one is Julia Roberts?

  19. al-Ameda says:

    “Sorry Mitt, but Anne was in my binder”

  20. barbintheboonies says:

    Trump to Romney I`m gonna make you an offer you can`t refuse, Your signature on the contract or your brains What will it be. Batta bing batta bang boom.

  21. rodney dill says:

    Trump: “No Mitt, here you don’t have to eat your damn peas if you don’t want to.”

  22. Pch101 says:

    In this episode of Political Apprentice, watch how Donald Trump invites Mitt Romney to dinner, only to stick him with the check.

  23. john430 says:

    Romney: “He waits until AFTER dinner to tell me that his Cabinet screenings include a colonoscopy.”

    Romney: “Separate checks please, waiter.”

    Romney: “Becoming Ambassador to the Vatican? I don’t think so.”

  24. Guarneri says:

    C’mon, Mitt. Let’s really screw with the head of that dancing, wine swilling fool Wolf Blitzer; the two most powerful tea totalers in Washington!

  25. pylon says:

    ” When I said “Donald Trump is a phony, a fraud. His promises are as worthless as a degree from Trump University. He’s playing members of the American public for suckers: He gets a free ride to the White House, and all we get is a lousy hat.” I meant it as a complement. Man these scallops are salty.”

  26. rodney dill says:

    Trump: “See that one over there. For your initiation, go grab her pussy.”
    Mitt: “I couldn’t possibly do that Mr. President, that’s Ann Coulter.”
    Trump: “What? So you’re afraid of Ann Coulter now?”
    Mitt: “No, I’m just afraid she’s really a man.”

  27. Dazedandconfused says:

    Oscar and Felix share an awkward dinner…

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    Want more proof than Trump is actually broke? Well, he later excused himself to the men’s room, and then slipped out the back door, leaving Romney with the bill…

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    Blofeld?

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    Typical bad MUNSTERS remake movie. Herman is pretty good, but the “Grandpa” actor is crappy…

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    The Really Odd Couple

  32. jd says:

    There’s a meme on the intertubes using this photo.
    “Go ahead, tell them your name.”
    “My name is Reek.”

  33. Peterh says:

    Trump is musing…..the next course involves knee pads….

  34. Guarneri says:

    I talked to Barzini, Mitt. I can make a deal with him and still keep my hotels.

  35. Guarneri says:

    Just one last question before we end the interview, Mitt. Mick, or Kieth?

  36. Guarneri says:

    Take 2.

    Just one last question before we end the interview, Mitt. Ginger, or Maryanne?

  37. Just 'nutha ig'rant cracker says:

    When do the people who say funny and clever things start entering the contest?

  38. Hal_10000 says:

    Mitt Romney desperately hopes for the rose that will indicate he’s advanced to the next round of “the Secretary”

  39. Hal_10000 says:

    Mitt Romney suddenly realizes: the Donald is not wearing any pants.

  40. flat earth luddite says:

    Uh, I’m sorry, Donald, but I don’t think I’m ready for a second date. It’s not you… well, actually, it is.

  41. Andrew says:

    Trump: C’mon Mitt, pull my finger, and I’ll let you be Sec. of State!
    Romney: Mr. President, please. People are watching.

  42. Aelio says:

    Tres chic.

  43. rodney dill says:

    Vladimir and Estragon… Still waiting…

  44. Paul Hooson says:

    “I heard that I lost the the JEOPARDY viewer voters”.

    “Which TV viewers voted for you then?”.

    “DUCK DYNASTY…”.

  45. Paul Hooson says:

    What will be the most popular slogan of American workers in the Trump years?

    “Do you want fries with that?”.

  46. RockThisTown says:

    “Whatya say we go catch Hamilton after dinner?”

  47. Aelio says:

    Now that’s some blue-collar billionaire BBQ.

  48. CSK says:

    “Enjoying that sh!t sandwich, Mitt? Guess what? I already picked Tillerson.”

  49. fustian24 says:

    I’m not sure what it means, but Trump is having fava beans and a nice Chianti.

  50. fustian24 says:

    We already HAVE people of color in my administration.

    Orange is a color!

  51. fustian24 says:

    Later, Romney remarked: “He looked at me like I was a side dish he hadn’t ordered…”