Monday, December 5, 2016
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
“Mitt, you should have had the taco bowl.”
So I hear you have binders full of women…
“Mitt, of course, if I hire you, I’ll have to see your birth certificate.”
“Mitt, you pay 47% of the tab & we’ll stick Hillary with the other deplorable half.”
Trumps suggestion that Mitt grab the waitress in Trump’s usual manner didn’t sit well with the former presidential candidate.
How are the Mitt balls in marinara?
Mitt and the Donald clearly have different ideas/fears about how this “date” might end.
Scallops? Hehe, oh no, my good man. That’s my pride, sautéed in butter, garlic, and the last shred of my integrity.
Mitt, for our appetizer we have the house specialty, testicles de Romney, served chilled with a dill sauce.
“Smile, everybody who buys me lunch gets a free commemorative picture”
“So this is how it ends …”
The Donald has just informed Romney what the special sauce is.
A photo from the kids table at the White House Thanksgiving dinner
“Check out this tweet Mitt”
Hillary lost the ’16 race
in the College, Electoral,
said, ‘Lets recount Michigan.’
Pop Goes the Weasel.
“The Art of the Meal”
Earworm running through Mitt’s head.
The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head.
And I’ve got the feeling someone’s gonna be cutting the thread
“No, you heard me wrong, I said Secretary of Steak.”
Trump and Romney reenact the dinner scene from Pretty Woman. But which one is Julia Roberts?
“Sorry Mitt, but Anne was in my binder”
Trump to Romney I`m gonna make you an offer you can`t refuse, Your signature on the contract or your brains What will it be. Batta bing batta bang boom.
Trump: “No Mitt, here you don’t have to eat your damn peas if you don’t want to.”
In this episode of Political Apprentice, watch how Donald Trump invites Mitt Romney to dinner, only to stick him with the check.
Romney: “He waits until AFTER dinner to tell me that his Cabinet screenings include a colonoscopy.”
Romney: “Separate checks please, waiter.”
Romney: “Becoming Ambassador to the Vatican? I don’t think so.”
C’mon, Mitt. Let’s really screw with the head of that dancing, wine swilling fool Wolf Blitzer; the two most powerful tea totalers in Washington!
” When I said “Donald Trump is a phony, a fraud. His promises are as worthless as a degree from Trump University. He’s playing members of the American public for suckers: He gets a free ride to the White House, and all we get is a lousy hat.” I meant it as a complement. Man these scallops are salty.”
Trump: “See that one over there. For your initiation, go grab her pussy.”
Mitt: “I couldn’t possibly do that Mr. President, that’s Ann Coulter.”
Trump: “What? So you’re afraid of Ann Coulter now?”
Mitt: “No, I’m just afraid she’s really a man.”
Oscar and Felix share an awkward dinner…
Want more proof than Trump is actually broke? Well, he later excused himself to the men’s room, and then slipped out the back door, leaving Romney with the bill…
Typical bad MUNSTERS remake movie. Herman is pretty good, but the “Grandpa” actor is crappy…
The Really Odd Couple
There’s a meme on the intertubes using this photo.
“Go ahead, tell them your name.”
“My name is Reek.”
Trump is musing…..the next course involves knee pads….
I talked to Barzini, Mitt. I can make a deal with him and still keep my hotels.
Just one last question before we end the interview, Mitt. Mick, or Kieth?
Just one last question before we end the interview, Mitt. Ginger, or Maryanne?
When do the people who say funny and clever things start entering the contest?
Mitt Romney desperately hopes for the rose that will indicate he’s advanced to the next round of “the Secretary”
Mitt Romney suddenly realizes: the Donald is not wearing any pants.
Uh, I’m sorry, Donald, but I don’t think I’m ready for a second date. It’s not you… well, actually, it is.
Trump: C’mon Mitt, pull my finger, and I’ll let you be Sec. of State!
Romney: Mr. President, please. People are watching.
Vladimir and Estragon… Still waiting…
“I heard that I lost the the JEOPARDY viewer voters”.
“Which TV viewers voted for you then?”.
What will be the most popular slogan of American workers in the Trump years?
“Do you want fries with that?”.
“Whatya say we go catch Hamilton after dinner?”
Now that’s some blue-collar billionaire BBQ.
“Enjoying that sh!t sandwich, Mitt? Guess what? I already picked Tillerson.”
I’m not sure what it means, but Trump is having fava beans and a nice Chianti.
We already HAVE people of color in my administration.
Orange is a color!
Later, Romney remarked: “He looked at me like I was a side dish he hadn’t ordered…”
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