OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Where's The Beef? Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Where’s The Beef? Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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First: James Pearce – So I hear you have binders full of women…

Second: Jc – “The Art of the Meal”

Third: fustian24 – Later, Romney remarked: “He looked at me like I was a side dish he hadn’t ordered…”


Guarneri – Just one last question before we end the interview, Mitt. Ginger, or Maryanne?

Paul Hooson – Typical bad MUNSTERS remake movie. Herman is pretty good, but the “Grandpa” actor is crappy…

OzarkHillbilly – How are the Mitt balls in marinara?

RockThisTown – “Mitt, of course, if I hire you, I’ll have to see your birth certificate.”

Franklin – The Donald has just informed Romney what the special sauce is.

Dazedandconfused – Oscar and Felix share an awkward dinner…


Mitt(whispering): “help me… help me…”

“I think you ate more than half the oysters we split, Donald.”
“I demand a recount.”

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

Then the Trump had an idea. The Trump had a wonderfully awful idea.

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  1. Franklin says:

    I think I prefer Hooson’s entry this week. Nice one, Paul!

  2. CSK says:

    “Binders full of women”? Total threadwinner.

  3. Paul Hooson says:

    Thank you so much for the honorable mention for my MUNSTERS joke. That, and THE ADDAMS FAMILY were the two best shows ever to air only two seasons.

    The honorable mention sure cheered me up and helped me decompress after two days of icy weather here in Portland, where the doors were frozen shut on my van, and I had to climb through the rear hatch door and over the rows of seats in my 7 passenger van to drive to work only to discover that the other two workers couldn’t make it to work because both slipped and fell on the ice, only to be tortured by a motion sensor Christmas ornament at work that only played the same Christmas song over and over hundreds of times a day, which was like a Chinese water torture for this 61 year old Jew. I doubt this ever be made into a holiday movie…

  4. Paul Hooson says:

    @Franklin: Ah, thank you my friend! With the unusual lighting, my first thoughts were THE MUNSTERS here, so this joke just seemed to flow for me.

    In regards to the great GILLIGAN’S ISLAND joke by Guarneri, I believe that a great personality test for guys would be to ask guys which woman they prefer from the show. For example, if a guy likes Maryanne, then he likes a good faithful housewife type who will be a steady life partner. If another guy prefers Ginger, then they like the more wild and sex driven type of relationships which may not last forever, but will be short and intense. If another guy prefers Mrs. Howell, then they likely are older and enjoy a great late life companionship where sex may not be as important as having a strong companionship relationship. And, if a guy prefers Mr. Howell, well then…

  5. Franklin says:

    @Paul Hooson: I watched all the shows of which you speak. And even as a kid, I preferred Maryanne.