OTB Caption Contest
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Alabama Today
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Alabama Today
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
“Hoes! Hoes! Hoes!”
“But enough about the women I’ve dated.”
New on Broadway just in time for the holiday season1
“How The Trump Stole Christmas”
“Wait until you see my grab bag!”
“Make Mrs. Claus great again!”
“Oooooooohhhhhhh the Grinch is dead, and I’m at the head of the Paaaaaarty!”
“Santa digs coal!”
Reign Dear Leader?
The Audubon Society gives you the Tufted Red-breasted American Government Teat Sucker.
@Andrew: With apologies to Andres Cantor….
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAL
Jingle bells, jingle bells, send the girls my way. Oh what fun, it is to grab them by the Pooo-ooo-say.
“Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
All my tweets being sung by a choir
And chicks dressed up like hoes.”
“Sleigh bells rigged . . . are ya listenin’?”
Astute observers noted that Trump’s ego won’t even let him cover up that mug with a white beard.
Santa ate a few too many cookies….
Little known fact, his Santa suit is made from the dyed-red fur of over 100 dalmatians.
Ivanka honey, come sit on
daddy’sSanta’s lap”No one expected the remake of Bad Santa to be quite so literal.
♬
I’m alt-right
Nobody worry ’bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can’t you just let it be?
♬
♬
I’m alt-right
Nobody worry ’bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can’t you just let it be?
♬
♫ I’ll be gnome for Christmas… ♪
“What, you can believe I’m President but not I’m Santa?”
@Doug Mataconis: It’s over guys, Doug wins
@Tony W: From China.
Seeking to burnish his Cuban cred, at the Cuban Christmas Ball Trump belted out Guantanamera accapella style.
Say this three times fast: Trump, bump, dump, hump, jump, lump, pump. rump, sump.
You’d better watch out
Better check your fly
Cover your crotch, I’m telling you why
Santa Trump is coming to town.
Making enemies lists
checking ’em twice
Gonna find out who gets deported by ICE
Santa Trump is coming to town.
He sees you when you’re changing
Your privacy he will take
He now controls the NSA
So be loyal for your own sake.
Oh, we need to watch out
We’ll need a good cry
It’s a four year pout
I’m telling you why.
Santa Trump is coming to town.
Trump finally finds someone whose labor practices are worse than his own.
Bad Santa 3 starts filming this spring.
Hark the herald pepe’s sing
Glory to the lowborn king
War on earth, and torture mild
Alt-right and neocons reconciled.
Fearful all the nations rise
Nuked to ashes in the skies
Dumb TV show host proclaims
“I am bigly in Bethlehem”
“Ho ho ho, you don’t believe in Santa but believe in politicians? Surprise!”
Wall Street Santa?
Looks like Santa failed to register with the police this year…
This Santa loves to give women gifts, but also expects gifts in return…
Even the most hardened supporter found the Melania – Donald Christmas home video surprising.
Well, this is one Santa that makes me grateful to be Jewish…
Jingle Bells, We’re All Going To Hell…
SINGING IN THE DRAIN…
Well, thanks for the lump of coal for Christmas…
“Mr. Trump, how can you tell if you have a bad girlfriend?”.
“You give her a spanking switch for Christmas and she just loves the gift!”.
Hollared be thy name?
But, suddenly Tony Bennett’s Christmas Special took an ugly turn…
Uh, The William Bennett Christmas Special?
What did the African-American Trump Hotel laundry worker say about this administration?
“Oh great, another load of Whites…”.
President Trump announces that his Christmas present to the nation is… April Fools, you fools!
Santa Tevye Trump sings: “If I were a rich man…”
Hillary’s surprise visit to Trumps Chistmas bash so moved him he burst into song – “and now that we’ve reached the end of our rainbow…”
Thanks for sharing your thoughts about contests.
Regards
The Oddfather?
He claimed he would behave himself for his Christmas special, but no… Within the first five minutes he was pulling his shirt top out with his small hands and asking the audience, “Guess who I am? Erin Burnett outfront…”.