OTB Caption Contest

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. “Hoes! Hoes! Hoes!”

    “But enough about the women I’ve dated.”

  2. New on Broadway just in time for the holiday season1

    “How The Trump Stole Christmas”

  3. RockThisTown says:

    “Wait until you see my grab bag!”

  4. RockThisTown says:

    “Make Mrs. Claus great again!”

  5. sdlawrence says:

    “Oooooooohhhhhhh the Grinch is dead, and I’m at the head of the Paaaaaarty!”

  6. Andrew says:

    “Santa digs coal!”

  7. Franklin says:

    Reign Dear Leader?

  8. rodney dill says:

    The Audubon Society gives you the Tufted Red-breasted American Government Teat Sucker.

  9. rodney dill says:

    @Andrew: With apologies to Andres Cantor….

  10. Jc says:

    Jingle bells, jingle bells, send the girls my way. Oh what fun, it is to grab them by the Pooo-ooo-say.

  11. “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
    Jack Frost nipping at your nose
    All my tweets being sung by a choir
    And chicks dressed up like hoes.”

  12. RockThisTown says:

    “Sleigh bells rigged . . . are ya listenin’?”

  13. Tony W says:

    Astute observers noted that Trump’s ego won’t even let him cover up that mug with a white beard.

  14. Tony W says:

    Santa ate a few too many cookies….

  15. Tony W says:

    Little known fact, his Santa suit is made from the dyed-red fur of over 100 dalmatians.

  16. al-Ameda says:

    Ivanka honey, come sit on daddy’s Santa’s lap”

  17. CSK says:

    No one expected the remake of Bad Santa to be quite so literal.

  18. rodney dill says:

    I’m alt-right
    Nobody worry ’bout me
    Why you got to gimme a fight?
    Can’t you just let it be?

  19. rodney dill says:

    I’m alt-right
    Nobody worry ’bout me
    Why you got to gimme a fight?
    Can’t you just let it be?

  20. jd says:

    ♫ I’ll be gnome for Christmas… ♪

  21. Mu says:

    “What, you can believe I’m President but not I’m Santa?”

  22. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Doug Mataconis: It’s over guys, Doug wins

  23. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Tony W: From China.

  24. Guarneri says:

    Seeking to burnish his Cuban cred, at the Cuban Christmas Ball Trump belted out Guantanamera accapella style.

  25. mannning says:

    Say this three times fast: Trump, bump, dump, hump, jump, lump, pump. rump, sump.

  26. Hal_10000 says:

    You’d better watch out
    Better check your fly
    Cover your crotch, I’m telling you why
    Santa Trump is coming to town.

    Making enemies lists
    checking ’em twice
    Gonna find out who gets deported by ICE
    Santa Trump is coming to town.

    He sees you when you’re changing
    Your privacy he will take
    He now controls the NSA
    So be loyal for your own sake.

    Oh, we need to watch out
    We’ll need a good cry
    It’s a four year pout
    I’m telling you why.
    Santa Trump is coming to town.

  27. Hal_10000 says:

    Trump finally finds someone whose labor practices are worse than his own.

  28. Hal_10000 says:

    Bad Santa 3 starts filming this spring.

  29. Hal_10000 says:

    Hark the herald pepe’s sing
    Glory to the lowborn king
    War on earth, and torture mild
    Alt-right and neocons reconciled.
    Fearful all the nations rise
    Nuked to ashes in the skies
    Dumb TV show host proclaims
    “I am bigly in Bethlehem”

  30. Aelio says:

    “Ho ho ho, you don’t believe in Santa but believe in politicians? Surprise!”

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    Wall Street Santa?

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    Looks like Santa failed to register with the police this year…

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    This Santa loves to give women gifts, but also expects gifts in return…

  34. Guarneri says:

    Even the most hardened supporter found the Melania – Donald Christmas home video surprising.

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    Well, this is one Santa that makes me grateful to be Jewish…

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    Jingle Bells, We’re All Going To Hell…

  37. Paul Hooson says:


  38. Paul Hooson says:

    Well, thanks for the lump of coal for Christmas…

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    “Mr. Trump, how can you tell if you have a bad girlfriend?”.

    “You give her a spanking switch for Christmas and she just loves the gift!”.

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    Hollared be thy name?

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    But, suddenly Tony Bennett’s Christmas Special took an ugly turn…

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    Uh, The William Bennett Christmas Special?

  43. Paul Hooson says:

    What did the African-American Trump Hotel laundry worker say about this administration?

    “Oh great, another load of Whites…”.

  44. flat earth luddite says:

    President Trump announces that his Christmas present to the nation is… April Fools, you fools!

  45. john430 says:

    Santa Tevye Trump sings: “If I were a rich man…”

  46. Guarneri says:

    Hillary’s surprise visit to Trumps Chistmas bash so moved him he burst into song – “and now that we’ve reached the end of our rainbow…”

  47. Larue says:

    Thanks for sharing your thoughts about contests.

  48. Paul Hooson says:

    The Oddfather?

  49. Paul Hooson says:

    He claimed he would behave himself for his Christmas special, but no… Within the first five minutes he was pulling his shirt top out with his small hands and asking the audience, “Guess who I am? Erin Burnett outfront…”.