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Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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  1. Tony W says:

    Responding to his clear expertise in cyber-security, the Secret Service destroys one of Trump’s courier’s scrolls after delivery.

  2. Mu says:

    It took 2000 years for self-heating MREs to be perfected.

  3. Franklin says:

    Democrats revise their 2016 playbook.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Die 2016! Die die die DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!

  5. CSK says:

    For the inaugural festivities, Trump’s most ardent supporters plan a “burn it all down” parade float.

  6. Guarneri says:

    While watching her campaign staff bungle the marshmallow roasting contest, it suddenly occurred to Ms Clinton…….

  7. Guarneri says:

    At the 15th annual convention of the 911 truthers a small group once again attempt to demonstrate how the girders couldn’t melt.

  8. Guarneri says:

    Wolf Blitzer was captivated as Don Lemmon recounted the vivid images of Hillary spontaneously combusting surrounded by winged helmeted Trumpsters, while others simply whispered “tequila.”

  9. Aelio says:

    When the Vikings met the Centurions and created the Klandiators, much to the enjoyment of Caesar, oh I mean Emperor Trump. That brings the question, how will Trump entertain the masses now?

  10. bill says:

    “as move out day approaches for obama’s centurion guard, they have one last weinie roast in honor of their boss”.

  11. RockThisTown says:

    The Trump team prepares to make major changes at EPA.

  12. RockThisTown says:

    The Obama administration prepares to burn Israel one last time before leaving office.

  13. RockThisTown says:

    Feel the Bern.

  14. RockThisTown says:

    Hillary supporters gather for their daily meltdown.

  15. Paul Hooson says:

    A Roman soldier has a housefire. The first thing he rescues is that funky skirt…

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    Another Roman soldier also has a housefire. Hopefully, he doesn’t rescue the nails or Roman whip. Jews don’t like either one very much…

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    “When I was younger, my wife told me that I look like a Greek god”.

    “What does she say now?”.

    “That I look like a god damn Greek…”.

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    Ripley’s Believe It Or Not?

    Although locomotives were not yet invented, Believe It Or Not, Greeks were first to “pull a train”…

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    “Achilles? What a heel!”.

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    “Wow, my viral bare ass run with flowers got picked up by FTD!”

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    “Wow, my viral bare ass run with flowers got picked up by FTD!”

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    Not pictured here, Larry. He’s “pulling a Trojan” somewhere, if you know what I mean…

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    So, a hot girl claims she never has sex unless a Trojan is present…

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    Never look a Trojan gift horse in the mouth…

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    The worst civil war re-enactment ever. All the blue and grey uniforms were rented out…

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    The Trojan version of atomic warfare….a stick on fire…

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    The most feared Trojan weapon….a giant match. But, it’s hard to strike on that big box…

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    The first Q-Tips were a marketing failure. So they made them smaller and not on fire…

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    Men With Hats, “The Safety Match Dance”…

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    A dying arsonist gets his “Make A Wish”…

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    The original “hot foot” joke was a failure. It was too hard to sneak that giant match under someone’s foot…

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    Their new year’s resolution? More looting and plundering, but ask permission before raping…

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    Top Five Bad Rides At A Bad Amusement Park

    5. Hall Of Meat…

    4. Watch A Rat Run Around…

    3. Mr. Toad’s Broken Ride…

    2. Dangerous Coal Mine Ride…

    1. Guys Dressed As Roman Soldiers Set The Park On Fire…

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    “Well, that takes Gaul…”.

  35. Moosebreath says:

    The Vikings give their enemies a taste of the fires of Hel.

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    “Don’t you just hate it when everyone shows up wearing the same dress…”.

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    Next we attack with the elephant towers. But, the circus needs them back in the morning for their afternoon show…

  38. DrDaveT says:

    Dammit, Þorfinn, I told you I would bring the chocolate bars and you should bring the marshmallows!

  39. DrDaveT says:

    Hogmanay Vikings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Fire! Ha ha ha ha ha!

    (This is funnier if you know that ‘fire’ is Norwegian for ‘four’…)

  40. Jc says:

    Medieval sparklers

  41. Jc says:

    I said four hot whores not four hot Thors!

  42. rodney dill says:

    “Uffda, I think you’ve overcooked the lutefisk again, Olaf.”

  43. Paul Hooson says:

    So Thor’s skirt goes blowing around like that famous Marilyn Monroe blowing skirt scene….

    “Sorry, too much Mexican…”.

  44. Paul Hooson says:

    So these guys light up the big match while Thor eats too much refried beans. At any rate, the first flamethrower…

  45. Paul Hooson says:

    Wow! The townspeople are pretty irate that Katie Couric is back on THE TODAY SHOW this week!

  46. al-Alameda says:

    Orange hair is indeed flammable

  47. barbintheboonies says:

    Great balls of fire.This is cruel, even for you sire.

  48. Franklin says:

    Preparations for Trump’s inauguration ball include a new interpretation of his catchphrase “You’re Fired!”

  49. Franklin says:

    Trump, still comedically challenged, gets ready to “roast” his political rivals.

  50. Franklin says:

    Nike sweatshop?

  51. Tyrell says:

    Packers, come and get some of this !

  52. Paul Hooson says:

    The first Dean Martin Roast. But, things got better when Foster Brooks and Don Rickles joined up…

  53. Lorg Skyegon says:

    Unfortunately, the nasty burns led the soldiers quite Thor the next day.

  54. Paul Hooson says:

    “Who has the marshmallows?”.

  55. Paul Hooson says:

    “Howdy partners. Usually around the campfire we sing campfire songs. “Get along little doggie. Get along…”.

  56. Paul Hooson says:

    They stood too close to the fire and roasted their weenies and buns…

  57. Franklin says:

    @DrDaveT: Not sure why anybody gave you a downvote … I think it’s the first S’more reference in the comments, i.e. you beat me to it.

  58. flat earth luddite says:

    Damn it, boys, it’s loot and pillage, THEN burn!

  59. flat earth luddite says:

    As Trump acolytes perform “what’s opera, doc,” the song “Kill the Wabbit” echos majestically throughout the Met.

  60. Paul Hooson says:

    “You know. if only we put as work into our weapons as these fancy winged helmets, then our army would be pretty darn good…”.

  61. Paul Hooson says:

    One of those outlaw 1% chariot clubs?

  62. john430 says:

    Men with swords and fire=domineering misogynists.

    Men wearing skirts and kinky boots= California progressives.

  63. 'Enry 'Iggins says:

    “Are you sure this is what the boss meant by ‘branding?'”