Monday, January 2, 2017
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Responding to his clear expertise in cyber-security, the Secret Service destroys one of Trump’s courier’s scrolls after delivery.
It took 2000 years for self-heating MREs to be perfected.
Democrats revise their 2016 playbook.
Die 2016! Die die die DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!
For the inaugural festivities, Trump’s most ardent supporters plan a “burn it all down” parade float.
While watching her campaign staff bungle the marshmallow roasting contest, it suddenly occurred to Ms Clinton…….
At the 15th annual convention of the 911 truthers a small group once again attempt to demonstrate how the girders couldn’t melt.
Wolf Blitzer was captivated as Don Lemmon recounted the vivid images of Hillary spontaneously combusting surrounded by winged helmeted Trumpsters, while others simply whispered “tequila.”
When the Vikings met the Centurions and created the Klandiators, much to the enjoyment of Caesar, oh I mean Emperor Trump. That brings the question, how will Trump entertain the masses now?
“as move out day approaches for obama’s centurion guard, they have one last weinie roast in honor of their boss”.
The Trump team prepares to make major changes at EPA.
The Obama administration prepares to burn Israel one last time before leaving office.
Feel the Bern.
Hillary supporters gather for their daily meltdown.
A Roman soldier has a housefire. The first thing he rescues is that funky skirt…
Another Roman soldier also has a housefire. Hopefully, he doesn’t rescue the nails or Roman whip. Jews don’t like either one very much…
“When I was younger, my wife told me that I look like a Greek god”.
“What does she say now?”.
“That I look like a god damn Greek…”.
Ripley’s Believe It Or Not?
Although locomotives were not yet invented, Believe It Or Not, Greeks were first to “pull a train”…
“Achilles? What a heel!”.
“Wow, my viral bare ass run with flowers got picked up by FTD!”
Not pictured here, Larry. He’s “pulling a Trojan” somewhere, if you know what I mean…
So, a hot girl claims she never has sex unless a Trojan is present…
Never look a Trojan gift horse in the mouth…
The worst civil war re-enactment ever. All the blue and grey uniforms were rented out…
The Trojan version of atomic warfare….a stick on fire…
The most feared Trojan weapon….a giant match. But, it’s hard to strike on that big box…
The first Q-Tips were a marketing failure. So they made them smaller and not on fire…
Men With Hats, “The Safety Match Dance”…
A dying arsonist gets his “Make A Wish”…
The original “hot foot” joke was a failure. It was too hard to sneak that giant match under someone’s foot…
Their new year’s resolution? More looting and plundering, but ask permission before raping…
Top Five Bad Rides At A Bad Amusement Park
5. Hall Of Meat…
4. Watch A Rat Run Around…
3. Mr. Toad’s Broken Ride…
2. Dangerous Coal Mine Ride…
1. Guys Dressed As Roman Soldiers Set The Park On Fire…
“Well, that takes Gaul…”.
The Vikings give their enemies a taste of the fires of Hel.
“Don’t you just hate it when everyone shows up wearing the same dress…”.
Next we attack with the elephant towers. But, the circus needs them back in the morning for their afternoon show…
Dammit, Þorfinn, I told you I would bring the chocolate bars and you should bring the marshmallows!
Hogmanay Vikings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Fire! Ha ha ha ha ha!
(This is funnier if you know that ‘fire’ is Norwegian for ‘four’…)
I said four hot whores not four hot Thors!
“Uffda, I think you’ve overcooked the lutefisk again, Olaf.”
So Thor’s skirt goes blowing around like that famous Marilyn Monroe blowing skirt scene….
“Sorry, too much Mexican…”.
So these guys light up the big match while Thor eats too much refried beans. At any rate, the first flamethrower…
Wow! The townspeople are pretty irate that Katie Couric is back on THE TODAY SHOW this week!
Orange hair is indeed flammable
Great balls of fire.This is cruel, even for you sire.
Preparations for Trump’s inauguration ball include a new interpretation of his catchphrase “You’re Fired!”
Trump, still comedically challenged, gets ready to “roast” his political rivals.
Packers, come and get some of this !
The first Dean Martin Roast. But, things got better when Foster Brooks and Don Rickles joined up…
Unfortunately, the nasty burns led the soldiers quite Thor the next day.
“Who has the marshmallows?”.
“Howdy partners. Usually around the campfire we sing campfire songs. “Get along little doggie. Get along…”.
They stood too close to the fire and roasted their weenies and buns…
@DrDaveT: Not sure why anybody gave you a downvote … I think it’s the first S’more reference in the comments, i.e. you beat me to it.
Damn it, boys, it’s loot and pillage, THEN burn!
As Trump acolytes perform “what’s opera, doc,” the song “Kill the Wabbit” echos majestically throughout the Met.
“You know. if only we put as work into our weapons as these fancy winged helmets, then our army would be pretty darn good…”.
One of those outlaw 1% chariot clubs?
Men with swords and fire=domineering misogynists.
Men wearing skirts and kinky boots= California progressives.
“Are you sure this is what the boss meant by ‘branding?'”
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