OTB Caption Contest

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Tyrell says:

    “You think all this stuff will get through customs ?”

  2. Moosebreath says:

    Sorry, but Minnesota didn’t even make the playoffs this year, much less the Super Bowl.

  3. Mu says:

    The ban on Muslim immigration lead to opportunities for new groups.

  4. RockThisTown says:

    Trump’s airport screenings are causing people to seek other modes of travel.

  5. Aelio says:

    If only the Vikings had built a wall instead of boats!

  6. gVOR08 says:

    Join the Navy!

  7. Hal_10000 says:

    Steve Bannon and the Alt Right head up the Potomac River to take their place in the Trump Administration.

  8. Franklin says:

    Thor looks tough and confident, but right now he’s trying to remember which side is starboard.

  9. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Make America Great Again!

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    This is what Trump saw in his head as he rode the escalator down to announce his candidacy.

    Unfortunately, it’s probably true.

  11. RockThisTown says:

    After Hillary’s loss, Bill forms his own Rape, Pillage & Plunder Support Group.

  12. al-Alameda says:

    “Wait a minute, this isn’t L.A.!”

  13. RockThisTown says:

    The best Viking joke I can think of is . . . Adrian Peterson. Bam!

  14. DrDaveT says:

    ♫ “Spam, spam, spam, spam, …” ♫

  15. DrDaveT says:

    Longboats are just compensation for short fingers.

  16. gVOR08 says:

    We’re here in reply to President Trump’s phone call to Prime Minister Bjarni Benediktsson of Iceland.

  17. Franklin says:

    Researchers have discovered an actual basket of deplorables.

  18. gVOR08 says:

    Remember last week when you detained and questioned our ex Prime Minister?

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, their manager just lost his job after he ordered them to burn the village, then loot it…

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    A scene a small Jewish merchant sure doesn’t want to see…

  21. john430 says:

    Viking: “Deplorables, eh? Get ready for a whole effing boatload of us!”

    Viking: “Deplorables, eh? Well get ready for us. We just came from the Voter Registrar’s office.”

    Viking: “Deplorables, eh? Just wait till you see what we do to you in 2018!”

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    “Do you know how many Vikings they can get on a ship?”.

    “No, can you hum it?”.

  23. rodney dill says:

    I never knew there were Viking hobbits.

  24. barbintheboonies says:

    Vi can do it

  25. al-Alameda says:

    Q: “How many Vikings does it take to screw in a light bulb?”
    A: “75 – the Captain calls for help, the other 74 mix the drinks”

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    “I thought the Incas were stinkas, but these guys are even worse…”.

  27. Guarneri says:

    Determined to be taken more seriously, Occupy Wall Street heeded MSNBC’s advice to the letter and then set sail across the Hudson River for Iowa to find “real people.”

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    “So I told her, “Don’t worry about it babe. I have the HIV almost under control”.

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    “First we burn down the disco!….You should see my new dance moves..”.

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’ve got an idea. Let’s turn coats inside out and wear those plaid coat linings and do BRAVEHEART instead…”.

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    So, one of them wraps a coat lining around his waist and proclaims, “Ay, because of The Potato Famine we don’t have very good coat linings to wear upon our loins…But, we’re a proud people!”.

  32. Flat Earth Luddite says:

    Oh, no, not another theme party

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    Strangely, Kellyanne Conway did an unauthorized promo for their horned helmets on the evening news…

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    Strangely, Kellyanne Conway did an unauthorized promo for their horned helmets on the evening news…

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    The worst civil war re-enactment ever. All the blue and grey uniforms were rented out…

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    Before 60’s porn, this was the best gig Denmark had going…

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    The last time that Norway was a feared world power?

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    “Did I ever tell you about Henry “Scoop” Jackson from Washington state? His family came from Norway. He never drank, but would always get those free liquor bottles while flying on a plane because they were free…”.