OTB Caption Contest

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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  1. Aelio says:

    Lawrence of Arabia.

  2. Mu says:

    “And now that the infidels are safely bound to a stake we charge and stick them”

  3. Tony W says:

    Trump finally meets some of the radical Islamic terrorists, about which he’s been a top authority for many years.

  4. rodney dill says:

    “No, No, Mr. President, ‘HASSAN CHOP!’ is not technically a formal Arabic greeting..”

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Off with her head!”

  6. Moosebreath says:

    I’m surrounded by guys in white robes and funny headwear. Why didn’t Bannon tell me his supporters would be holding a rally in my honor?

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The Saudi’s had a really hard time finding a sword small enough to fit Trumps hands.

  8. Tyrell says:

    “Line forms for the free camel rides”

  9. Lounsbury says:

    The glowing globe thing mates, you gotta do that one next.

  10. Hal_10000 says:

    Trump and the Saudis prepare for their next press conference.

  11. Hal_10000 says:

    Donald Trump finally finds out what it’s like to wield a big sword.

  12. Hal_10000 says:

    Somewhere Hillary Clinton is practicing her fencing and trying to organize a Constitutional Convention.

  13. RockThisTown says:

    “The House of Saud hereby dubs you Sir Donald and with this bestowal comes a sword & full grabbing authority.”

  14. RockThisTown says:

    “Yes, it’s a camel prod, but it can also be used on other livestock, like Muellers.”

  15. Jersey Boy says:

    This doesn’t violate the emoluments clause too, does it?

  16. RockThisTown says:

    Trump meets with the Saudi Bitter Clingers Club – clinging to their flag, religion . . . and, oh yeah, their AK-47s.

  17. al-Alameda says:

    “Damn, I like the way they treat women here”

  18. Franklin says:

    Saudi: “Sir, that’s intended for cutting your tie to an appropriate length.”

  19. DrDaveT says:

    If you look around the zariba and you can’t spot the camel… you’re the camel.

  20. john430 says:

    Trump leads Saudi a capella group in “Louie, Louie”.

    Trump points to Saudi king: “You’re fired!”

    “Walk softly and carry a thin stick.” Or something like that.

  21. Janis Gore says:

    “I wanna stick this sword up…”

  22. OzarkHillbilly says:

    So many Muslims, only one sword.

  23. CSK says:

    “Pussy on a stick? Damn, why didn’t I think of that?”

  24. Janis Gore says:

    Line dancing shifts from Toby Keith concert to King Abdulaziz Historical Center.

  25. Janis Gore says:

    @Hal_10000: “Wait! When I claimed to be a swordsman this isn’t what I meant!”

  26. Janis Gore says:

    @Janis Gore: And talk about a burn. The true headline of the article that photo comes from reads:

    Dance your troubles away? Melania laughs as Trump joins in traditional sword jig in Saudi Arabia on first night of international tour

  27. James Pearce says:

    Everyone in this photo is wearing something on their head.

  28. Guarneri says:

    Which one is not like the others?

  29. rodney dill says:

    “My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my Fatwa, prepare to die.”

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    C’est Sheikh…

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    “I don’t know why ISIS chose an Ariana Grande concert while Justin Bieber goes unpunished by his fans and God…”.

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    Rockettes, you aren’t…

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    A Chorus Line?

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    The worst dance version “New York, New York” that I’ve ever seen…”.

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    What’s the difference between the H.G. Wells novel, “THE TIME MACHINE” and the Trump Administration?

    In the book, Morlocks rule the Earth, while with the Trump Administration, a moron rules America…

  36. Flat Earth Luddite says:

    You can dance if you want to, you can leave your cares behind
    Do the safety dance…

  37. DrDaveT says:

    ♫ Whirl like a Dervish, step in time, whirl like a dervish, step in time… ♫

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    “And, the winner of the Ringo Starr lookalike contest is….”.

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    Strangely, some of the same guys entered both the Ringo Starr and Yasser Arafat lookalike contests, and won in both categories…

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    Not everyone knew this, but sometimes Yasser Arafat would sit in for Ringo Starr with The Beatles…

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    You ask these guys their favorite Beatles’ song, and they’ll tell you “With A Little Help From My Friends” with Yasser Arafat singing lead…

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    Actually, The Beatles were more popular than they should have been in the Mideast. A lot of people keep thinking that was Yasser Arafat on drums…