Monday, May 22, 2017
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Lawrence of Arabia.
“And now that the infidels are safely bound to a stake we charge and stick them”
Trump finally meets some of the radical Islamic terrorists, about which he’s been a top authority for many years.
“No, No, Mr. President, ‘HASSAN CHOP!’ is not technically a formal Arabic greeting..”
“Off with her head!”
I’m surrounded by guys in white robes and funny headwear. Why didn’t Bannon tell me his supporters would be holding a rally in my honor?
The Saudi’s had a really hard time finding a sword small enough to fit Trumps hands.
“Line forms for the free camel rides”
The glowing globe thing mates, you gotta do that one next.
Trump and the Saudis prepare for their next press conference.
Donald Trump finally finds out what it’s like to wield a big sword.
Somewhere Hillary Clinton is practicing her fencing and trying to organize a Constitutional Convention.
“The House of Saud hereby dubs you Sir Donald and with this bestowal comes a sword & full grabbing authority.”
“Yes, it’s a camel prod, but it can also be used on other livestock, like Muellers.”
This doesn’t violate the emoluments clause too, does it?
Trump meets with the Saudi Bitter Clingers Club – clinging to their flag, religion . . . and, oh yeah, their AK-47s.
“Damn, I like the way they treat women here”
Saudi: “Sir, that’s intended for cutting your tie to an appropriate length.”
If you look around the zariba and you can’t spot the camel… you’re the camel.
Trump leads Saudi a capella group in “Louie, Louie”.
Trump points to Saudi king: “You’re fired!”
“Walk softly and carry a thin stick.” Or something like that.
“I wanna stick this sword up…”
So many Muslims, only one sword.
“Pussy on a stick? Damn, why didn’t I think of that?”
Line dancing shifts from Toby Keith concert to King Abdulaziz Historical Center.
@Hal_10000: “Wait! When I claimed to be a swordsman this isn’t what I meant!”
@Janis Gore: And talk about a burn. The true headline of the article that photo comes from reads:
Dance your troubles away? Melania laughs as Trump joins in traditional sword jig in Saudi Arabia on first night of international tour
Everyone in this photo is wearing something on their head.
Which one is not like the others?
“My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my Fatwa, prepare to die.”
“I don’t know why ISIS chose an Ariana Grande concert while Justin Bieber goes unpunished by his fans and God…”.
Rockettes, you aren’t…
A Chorus Line?
The worst dance version “New York, New York” that I’ve ever seen…”.
What’s the difference between the H.G. Wells novel, “THE TIME MACHINE” and the Trump Administration?
In the book, Morlocks rule the Earth, while with the Trump Administration, a moron rules America…
You can dance if you want to, you can leave your cares behind
Do the safety dance…
♫ Whirl like a Dervish, step in time, whirl like a dervish, step in time… ♫
“And, the winner of the Ringo Starr lookalike contest is….”.
Strangely, some of the same guys entered both the Ringo Starr and Yasser Arafat lookalike contests, and won in both categories…
Not everyone knew this, but sometimes Yasser Arafat would sit in for Ringo Starr with The Beatles…
You ask these guys their favorite Beatles’ song, and they’ll tell you “With A Little Help From My Friends” with Yasser Arafat singing lead…
Actually, The Beatles were more popular than they should have been in the Mideast. A lot of people keep thinking that was Yasser Arafat on drums…
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