OTB Caption Contest

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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(AP Photo/Susan Walsh)

Winners for this contest will be announced later. Contests will again be a little more sporatic during the summer.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

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  1. “See? I have big hands! Take my big hand!”




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  2. Mu says:

    “And the hot air I’m releasing alone will power two new gigawatt power stations”




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  3. Moosebreath says:

    When we connect turbines to all of the Founding Fathers spinning in their graves, we will generate YUGE power!!!




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  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “If ignorance ever goes to $40 a barrel, I want drillin’ rights on that man’s head.”

    -Molly Ivins

    (iirc, quoting a texas senator speaking about GHWB)




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  5. CSK says:

    “And so, I come before you on behalf of a great, great cause. Many people have said it’s the greatest cause: UAE! United Arab Emirates! Uh…make that Unleashing American Energy.”




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  6. @CSK: you got mine first. I saw the UAE thing and that was my first thought.




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  7. Franklin says:

    We’ll have oil flowing like Mika’s blood, it’ll be great.

    /plz downvote this




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  8. al-Ameda says:

    “For you, 2 gropes. No, make that 3.”




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  9. RockThisTown says:

    “I’ll body-slam the oil companies into submission.”




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  10. Tony W says:

    After explicitly forbidding any forms of mockery, the President shows off the results of his recent hand enlargement surgery during a speech about his electoral victory (probably)




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  11. Hal_10000 says:

    After a poor media reaction to his karaoke press conference, Donald Trump went on an epic 29-tweet rant.




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  12. gVOR08 says:

    @OzarkHillbilly: Of topic, but gawd I wish we had Molly Ivins with us now. The best tactic against Trump is to show how ridiculous he is.




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  13. Slugger says:

    “I am the President of the United States.”




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  14. Jc says:

    The President outlines the main sources of energy, oil, coal, solar, wind…and the newest source that has been ever expanding since January 20th – Hot Air. U.S. Hot Air reserves are at an all time high. Two thumbs and a 140 character limit account for the majority of the excess…




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  15. teve tory says:

    if this is the Open Thread, here you go:

    It turns out the liberal caricature of conservatism is correct




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  16. Franklin says:

    I want to be a part of it, New York, New York!




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  17. RockThisTown says:

    Trump announces a new energy-saving two-scoops per gallon vehicle . . . the Hoggin-Gazs.




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  18. Butch Bracknell says:

    Now I’ve had the time of my life, and it’s never felt this way before, yes I swear, it’s the truth, and I owe it all to you




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  19. Mu says:

    “Send me your rich, your oil barons, yours willing to oppress”




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  20. Guarneri says:

    O sole mio.




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  21. Paul Hooson says:

    Is blowhard an energy form?




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  22. Paul Hooson says:

    Incredibly, the Madame Tussaud’s wax figure has the same IQ…




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  23. Paul Hooson says:

    Pushing his big whale oil energy project after the rubbing two sticks together one fizzled out?




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  24. Paul Hooson says:

    For God sakes, somebody beg Melania to move into the White House so he stops waking up in a cold sweat at 3am and writing those crazy Tweets!




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  25. Paul Hooson says:

    A few years from now kids in school studying American History will laugh…really laugh…




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  26. Paul Hooson says:

    Supports the manned mission to land men on the Sun. But, thinks they’ll have to land at night…




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  27. Paul Hooson says:

    Thinks “green energy” means oil company profits…




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  28. Paul Hooson says:

    A proponent of a squirrel running on a treadmill technology?




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  29. Paul Hooson says:

    More pussy Putin around?




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  30. Paul Hooson says:

    “Never fear, Rick Perry is here!”.




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  31. Paul Hooson says:

    Uncle Sham?




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  32. Paul Hooson says:

    THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE….JUST NOT IN HERE!




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  33. Paul Hooson says:

    He reads and believes the tabloids, so why doesn’t he just let all the space aliens who supposedly visited the White House figure this energy thing out?




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  34. Paul Hooson says:

    A presidency is a terrible thing to waste…




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  35. Paul Hooson says:

    “HOW’S MY DRIVING THIS COUNTRY?”.




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  36. John430 says:

    “…and today I nominate my SECOND appointment to the Supreme Court…”




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  37. Paul Hooson says:

    “Do I hear $2 fpr this? $2? How about a $1? Uh, 50cents?”. – Auctioneer Donald Trump at today’s big Taj Mahal liquidation sale auction after the casino financed by con man’s junk bond sales failed…




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  38. Janis Gore says:

    “Happy Birthday, George W Bush, Happy Birthday to you!”

    July, 6 2017 — Really, really miss you, George. Shame about the wars.




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  39. flat earth luddite says:

    I swear, as God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!

    (with apologies to the cast and writers of WKRP, which made SO much more sense than this administration, because after all, fiction HAS to make sense!)




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  40. Paul Hooson says:

    PUTIN’ ON THE PUTZ?




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  41. DrDaveT says:

    ♫ Here’s to youuuuuu, Miss Ameeeeeericaaaaaan Energy ♫




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  42. DrDaveT says:

    Grab ’em by the pipeline.




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  43. John430 says:

    Trump, imitating Sinatra, “I did it my waaaay.”




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