Monday, July 3, 2017
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced later. Contests will again be a little more sporatic during the summer.
“See? I have big hands! Take my big hand!”
“And the hot air I’m releasing alone will power two new gigawatt power stations”
When we connect turbines to all of the Founding Fathers spinning in their graves, we will generate YUGE power!!!
“If ignorance ever goes to $40 a barrel, I want drillin’ rights on that man’s head.”
(iirc, quoting a texas senator speaking about GHWB)
“And so, I come before you on behalf of a great, great cause. Many people have said it’s the greatest cause: UAE! United Arab Emirates! Uh…make that Unleashing American Energy.”
@CSK: you got mine first. I saw the UAE thing and that was my first thought.
We’ll have oil flowing like Mika’s blood, it’ll be great.
/plz downvote this
“For you, 2 gropes. No, make that 3.”
“I’ll body-slam the oil companies into submission.”
After explicitly forbidding any forms of mockery, the President shows off the results of his recent hand enlargement surgery during a speech about his electoral victory (probably)
After a poor media reaction to his karaoke press conference, Donald Trump went on an epic 29-tweet rant.
@OzarkHillbilly: Of topic, but gawd I wish we had Molly Ivins with us now. The best tactic against Trump is to show how ridiculous he is.
“I am the President of the United States.”
The President outlines the main sources of energy, oil, coal, solar, wind…and the newest source that has been ever expanding since January 20th – Hot Air. U.S. Hot Air reserves are at an all time high. Two thumbs and a 140 character limit account for the majority of the excess…
if this is the Open Thread, here you go:
It turns out the liberal caricature of conservatism is correct
I want to be a part of it, New York, New York!
Trump announces a new energy-saving two-scoops per gallon vehicle . . . the Hoggin-Gazs.
Now I’ve had the time of my life, and it’s never felt this way before, yes I swear, it’s the truth, and I owe it all to you
“Send me your rich, your oil barons, yours willing to oppress”
O sole mio.
Is blowhard an energy form?
Incredibly, the Madame Tussaud’s wax figure has the same IQ…
Pushing his big whale oil energy project after the rubbing two sticks together one fizzled out?
For God sakes, somebody beg Melania to move into the White House so he stops waking up in a cold sweat at 3am and writing those crazy Tweets!
A few years from now kids in school studying American History will laugh…really laugh…
Supports the manned mission to land men on the Sun. But, thinks they’ll have to land at night…
Thinks “green energy” means oil company profits…
A proponent of a squirrel running on a treadmill technology?
More pussy Putin around?
“Never fear, Rick Perry is here!”.
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE….JUST NOT IN HERE!
He reads and believes the tabloids, so why doesn’t he just let all the space aliens who supposedly visited the White House figure this energy thing out?
A presidency is a terrible thing to waste…
“HOW’S MY DRIVING THIS COUNTRY?”.
“…and today I nominate my SECOND appointment to the Supreme Court…”
“Do I hear $2 fpr this? $2? How about a $1? Uh, 50cents?”. – Auctioneer Donald Trump at today’s big Taj Mahal liquidation sale auction after the casino financed by con man’s junk bond sales failed…
“Happy Birthday, George W Bush, Happy Birthday to you!”
July, 6 2017 — Really, really miss you, George. Shame about the wars.
I swear, as God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!
(with apologies to the cast and writers of WKRP, which made SO much more sense than this administration, because after all, fiction HAS to make sense!)
PUTIN’ ON THE PUTZ?
♫ Here’s to youuuuuu, Miss Ameeeeeericaaaaaan Energy ♫
Grab ’em by the pipeline.
Trump, imitating Sinatra, “I did it my waaaay.”
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