Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, August 1, 2011
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
“I’m sorry, you’re too late. Senator Kennedy won’t be needing that for his afternoon libations.”
I think we’re gonna need a bigger drink.
Excuse me, I’m here to audition for the Titanic sequel…
Some Newfie Police officer on patrol calls back to the station: “ICEBERG–DEAD AHEAD CAPTAIN”
“Is that Al Gore sitting up there playing with the last remaining polar bears?”
Ben & Jerry’s lost control over the latest experimental flavor in their labs, inadvertently doing away with Good Humor delivery routes in all coastal areas.
How many times I gotcha tell you? Never assign Charlie the job of getting the ice for the Annual Town picnic!
Party Animals, 1. Teetotalers, 0.
Looks like Sheen’s planning another bash.
Tonight at the Community Center: An Inconvenient Truth
And the area sees a slight downturn in value as the David Duke Neighborhood opens its doors.
“Attack! Of the Killer Ice Floes!”
“Quick, someone grab some olives, some Stolichnya and a bottle of vermouth. Then call Guinness book of records people…”
Rep. Hank Johnson was rearranging his deck chairs when he suddenly looked up and just knew the island was going to tip over.
Who let that guy Christo near my battleship?
As with our national debt, 90% of the iceberg remains hidden below the surface.
Olaf: “We have maybe fifteen minutes before the iceberg destroys us!”
Bjork: “Quick , call GEICO.”
Nobody seemed to know what to do when the giant Jesus-shaped iceberg showed up outside town.
“Hey, grandma! Wakeup! Your “Entitlement Reform” Iceberg is here!”
As the richest and most powerful nation on earth, America spared no expense in purchasing an iceberg big enough to accommodate its senior citizens.
As the USS Entitlement Reform pulled into port, senior citizens looked on suspiciously.
Although she appreciated the sentiment, somehow grandma’s new pimped out ride just couldn’t measure up to the comforts of home.
Finally, the long awaited sequel to Roald Dahl’s James and the Giant Peach…
“When Hell freezes over” gets new meaning.
Although no one would admit it to themselves, let alone bring it up at the next homeowners association meeting. Everybody knew it was time to sell, as soon they saw the “Icebergs” moving into their gated community.
And now, in the annual Gay Pride Parade’s biggest ever extravaganza……check in those cheekless chaps for good old woolies………
Keep moving, folks, nothing to see here; it’s just a slow floe to China.
The science is settled. The iceberg, not so much.
I can see the Arctic from my house.
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