OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie Mama says:

    “Get back in the room!”

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    {Damn, I did too many Nuclear Rainbow shots last night. Forget pink elephants — I’m seeing psychedelic apes!}

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    “It’s a jungle out here.”

  4. Mr. Prosser says:

    “Upside down, I want to find the things that can’t be found…”

  5. What’s with the monkey suit?

  6. charles austin says:

    God made man but he used the monkey to do it.
    Apes in the plan, we’re all here to prove it.
    I can walk like an ape, talk like an ape,
    I can do what a monkey can do.
    God made man but a monkey supplied the glue.

  7. John Burgess says:

    When the 800-lb gorilla and the elephant in the room collide, this is what we get.

  8. Davebo says:

    I guess art cows went out of fashion.

  9. JKB says:

    Theory of Evolution: Hippie apes gave way to Leisure Suit ape

  10. Drugs are bad, m’kay?

  11. Spot the alpha male.

  12. Maggie Mama says:

    Bulls and bears are so passé; there are monkeys everywhere now. So we’ve started referring to Wall Street as the “Killing Floor”.

  13. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The set of the movie “Planet of the Apes” looked decidedly different after someone found Charlton Heston’s stash of magic mushrooms.

  14. NickNot says:

    Are those Chanel?

  15. NickNot says:

    My tax dollars hard at work

  16. NickNot says:

    IRL…. I could take ’em.

  17. NickNot says:

    These are weird… but I wanna party with the person that made these.

  18. NickNot says:

    Oh hey, I didn’t realize the house was in session today….

  19. Maggie Mama says:

    Man in suit: “Will the real Charlie Sheen please stand up?”

  20. “As James quickened his pace, the voices inside his head only seemed to grow louder and louder: ‘Spank the Monkey! Spank the Monkey!! Spank the Monkey!!!”

  21. Finally, proof that Elvis has passed on. And returned to us, reincarnated as an 800-lb Silverback gorilla.

  22. physics geek says:

    Okay, I give up: which one is See no evil?

    I dunno about you, but this whole Planet of the Apes thing doesn’t look so bad up close.

    Q: What does an 800 lb gorilla statue do? A: Nothing. It’s a statue.

    What Lancelot Link and the Evolution Revolution are doing today, thanks to taxidermy.

  23. KRM says:

    Punk gorillas can skateboard wherever they want.

  24. Drew says:

    I gotta call the wife. This is all well and nice, avante garde monkey’s and such…..but does anyone have some design sense?? Where the hell are the pink flamingoes?

  25. Peterh says:

    This will not sit well in Kentucky

  26. John425 says:

    Gerrymandering is finally paying off.

    The four pillars of Obamacare.

  27. Upon a periphery review of the jury pool candidates for the new Scopes Monkey Trial, Adam was confident he could convince the court to declare a mistrial.

  28. Later, astronaut Taylor arose from his knees, brushed off the sand and learned to welcome his new ape overlords.

  29. Later, just to get another free meal, the actor son of astronaut Taylor fell to his knees in the food court screaming: “Damn You! Damn You!”