Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Winners will be announced Monday
“Just walk over there and assume the flamigo stance.”
No, this isn’t your mother’s Hokey Pokey. We call it the Pakistani Polka.
“No, no, Achmed, you put your RIGHT foot in before shaking it all about.”
Here come di high-steppers
“No, you’re being arrested for wearing those outrageous sweat pants! Don’t you realize this is a desert?”
DWI tests are getting tricky even if you’re stone-cold sober!
Pakistan’s military unveils their newest development in stealth technology, the invisible motorcycle.
The latest tribute to The Beatles’ Abbey Road album cover somehow failed to capture the spirit of the original.
Dancing with the Stars – Pakistani version.
I drank too much tea waiting to shake this guy’s hand, bad mistake.
Achmed, you need to extend your foot when you kick infidels in the gonads.
Mother warned me about eating spicy food.
Mother warned me about bean tacos.
Walk like an Egyptian.
“Photographic proof of Michael Jackson’s reincarnation”–New Delhi Daily News.
Kobe, I’m, um, not open.
Paul is dead.
Achmed – this is the proper way to give an infidel a wedgie.
What is the problem with Michael Jackson?
Walk like a … Pakistani?
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When asking for an escort service in another country, it might help to know how to frame it correctly…..
Final Elimination Round–“American Idol, Pakistan”
She told me to walk this way…talk this way…walk this way….
Invisible Tandem Bicycle!
Down low….TOO SLOW!!!
1) “See what happens when you lose your assigned hat with The Adjustment Bureau?”
2) ‘Safety Dance’ by Men Without Hats!”
3) As Sergeant Schultz said repeatedly on Hogan’s Heroes: “I see nothing. I see nothing.”
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