OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AFP/File/Hasham Ahmed)

Winners will be announced Monday

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie Mama says:

    “Just walk over there and assume the flamigo stance.”

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    No, this isn’t your mother’s Hokey Pokey. We call it the Pakistani Polka.

  3. JazzShaw says:

    “No, no, Achmed, you put your RIGHT foot in before shaking it all about.”

  4. Bayou Eddie says:

    Here come di high-steppers

  5. JazzShaw says:

    “No, you’re being arrested for wearing those outrageous sweat pants! Don’t you realize this is a desert?”

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    DWI tests are getting tricky even if you’re stone-cold sober!

  7. JazzShaw says:

    Pakistan’s military unveils their newest development in stealth technology, the invisible motorcycle.

  8. JazzShaw says:

    The latest tribute to The Beatles’ Abbey Road album cover somehow failed to capture the spirit of the original.

  9. Michael Hamm says:

    Dancing with the Stars – Pakistani version.

  10. Mr. Prosser says:

    I drank too much tea waiting to shake this guy’s hand, bad mistake.

  11. Michael Hamm says:

    Achmed, you need to extend your foot when you kick infidels in the gonads.

  12. Michael Hamm says:

    Mother warned me about eating spicy food.

  13. Michael Hamm says:

    Mother warned me about bean tacos.

  14. Michael Hamm says:

    Walk like an Egyptian.

  15. John425 says:

    “Photographic proof of Michael Jackson’s reincarnation”–New Delhi Daily News.

  16. Kobe, I’m, um, not open.

  17. Paul is dead.

  18. Michael Hamm says:

    Achmed – this is the proper way to give an infidel a wedgie.

  19. What is the problem with Michael Jackson?

  20. MikeM_inMd says:

    Walk like a … Pakistani?

  21. anjin-san says:

    Comment removed for violating OTB Site Policies (i.e. trolling)

  22. Peterh says:

    When asking for an escort service in another country, it might help to know how to frame it correctly…..

  23. John425 says:

    Final Elimination Round–“American Idol, Pakistan”

  24. She told me to walk this way…talk this way…walk this way….

  25. Cowboy Blob says:

    Invisible Tandem Bicycle!

  26. Bayou Eddie says:

    Down low….TOO SLOW!!!

  27. 1) “See what happens when you lose your assigned hat with The Adjustment Bureau?”

  28. 2) ‘Safety Dance’ by Men Without Hats!”

  29. 3) As Sergeant Schultz said repeatedly on Hogan’s Heroes: “I see nothing. I see nothing.”