OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
(AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)
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How do you say “Yes we can!” in Australian?
“Hey Barack, I once caught a delta smelt THIS BIG.” …”Not in MY country you didn’t.”
How big am I?
I see from the podium set-up that one speaks without teleprompters down under.
I really think you should change the Australian flag cause it reminds me in some obscure way of the Stars and Bars.
“See, Julia can tell you, I’m big down under.”
“Made you jump!”
Really. You can stop that now.
“Usually, people wait until I say something until they clap. But things going the way they are, I’ll take it.
And now, presenting the 2011 John Maynard Keynes Stimulus Miracle Award, Vanna White!
“Madam, no, that’s just a stereotype.”
While visiting Australia its fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A
Aussie woman leads crowd in a welcoming song for Obama : “It’s Howdy Doody time, it’s …”
One of the Cain accusers shows her admiration for the job Obama gave her?
“Now ladies and gentlemen, here’s Julian? Juliet? Joan Jett? Oh crap, here’s what’s her face.”
“Okay, Prime Minister Gillard. You got your troops — Now hand over Elle Macpherson!”
“Say, you look familiar. Have we met before?”
@Eric: “Oh, You’re applauding before I speak. I haven’t felt this proud since I received the Nobel Peace Prize.”
Oh…don’t mind me….I just have this pat-a-cake habit….when I…I….I….want to pat it……..
“But…wait! I’m not finished yet!”
Bitch please!
Did I say it right? Guess I did.
“Please, not one more incinerated marine copepod crustacean subphylum (a.k.a. ‘Shrimp on the Barbie’) allusion.”