OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. How do you say “Yes we can!” in Australian?

  2. Dave says:

    “Hey Barack, I once caught a delta smelt THIS BIG.” …”Not in MY country you didn’t.”

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    How big am I?

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    I see from the podium set-up that one speaks without teleprompters down under.

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    I really think you should change the Australian flag cause it reminds me in some obscure way of the Stars and Bars.

  6. JKB says:

    “See, Julia can tell you, I’m big down under.”

  7. John Burgess says:

    “Made you jump!”

  8. Jeremy says:

    Really. You can stop that now.

  9. Eric says:

    “Usually, people wait until I say something until they clap. But things going the way they are, I’ll take it.

  10. KRM says:

    And now, presenting the 2011 John Maynard Keynes Stimulus Miracle Award, Vanna White!

  11. jd says:

    “Madam, no, that’s just a stereotype.”

  12. DCTrojan says:

    While visiting Australia its fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A

  13. John425 says:

    Aussie woman leads crowd in a welcoming song for Obama : “It’s Howdy Doody time, it’s …”

  14. G.A.Phillips says:

    One of the Cain accusers shows her admiration for the job Obama gave her?

  15. “Now ladies and gentlemen, here’s Julian? Juliet? Joan Jett? Oh crap, here’s what’s her face.”

  16. “Okay, Prime Minister Gillard. You got your troops — Now hand over Elle Macpherson!”

  17. “Say, you look familiar. Have we met before?”

  18. rodney dill says:

    @Eric: “Oh, You’re applauding before I speak. I haven’t felt this proud since I received the Nobel Peace Prize.”

  19. Peterh says:

    Oh…don’t mind me….I just have this pat-a-cake habit….when I…I….I….want to pat it……..

  20. KRM says:

    “But…wait! I’m not finished yet!”

  21. CO-MC-50 says:

    Bitch please!

  22. mannning says:

    Did I say it right? Guess I did.

  23. “Please, not one more incinerated marine copepod crustacean subphylum (a.k.a. ‘Shrimp on the Barbie’) allusion.”