Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Take back the White House…. Take back the White House…. Take back the White House….
In the land of the blind, the one eyed man will be king.
What the fashionable are wearing in DC these days.
The White House’s Jack-O-Lantern lookalike contest wasn’t going particularly well.
The new White House Chief Of Staff has introduced a program designed to increase morale among the West Wing staff.
It is undetermined why there is such urgency to lobby the White House to mandate that only certain brands of black pillow cases may be used as head bags.
They are misinformed that Egyptian cotton bed linens will shield against pepper spray, regardless of thread count.
The Kolorblind Klan Klaven gathers
Klan seeks to improve image by moving away form boring white.
This isn’t how I remember playing Duck, Duck, Goose.
In August, 2007, we were on Obama’s Top Ten Promises List. Now he won’t even utter the word ‘GITMO’.
Unoccupy GITMO has erected the strangest tent city just outside the White House.
The GOP candidates for the Presidency protest outside the White House for Obama to do something about Mitt Romney
We heard the rumors about Michelle Obama’s unhappiness with certain staff members. Tell SNOPES, we have proof that those reports are TRUE.
Eyeholes? We don’t need no stinking eyeholes!
A few members of the White House press corps were deemed to not have been “sufficiently hysterical” about Obama’s re-election bid.
The DNC proudly displays the “disenfranchised” who deserve the right to vote in 2012.
20 years on death row and all I get is this lousy tour of the White House. Where’s my T-shirt?
Whining Gitmo detainees are given a first class tour of real torture and Hell.
Joe Arpaio’s White House raid nets numerous thieves, liars, crooks, embezzlers, tax cheats, thugs, communists, Mafia members, Union bosses, and golf clubs. Unfortunately the biggest fraud managed to escape.
D.C. commuters again faced long delays and snarled roadways as the the International Brotherhood of Human Traffic Cones’ “Occupy Left Lane” protest entered it’s 768th day without any appearant progress.
Hey! It’s cold and rainy, dammit. Who’s that guy know that he gets a plastic thingy to wear?
January 21, 2013
I don’t know whats going on either…….they told me it was just the usual election year staff shakeup……but what’s that wooden frame thing over there with the decorative ropes?
Failing to get Congress to tax the rich, Obama plays the “Or Else” card.
Conservative, Republican Jews await Obama’s Star of David armband.
Man in the middle’s thought bubble: “I told that guy, I told that guy, I told him until I was blue in the face – orange clothes, black hoods, not white robes and white hoods! Now what do I do?”
Alright…..who washed the whites with colors?!?
“Oh-WEE-oh, WE OWE!!! Oh-WEE-oh, WE OWE!!!”
“I thought he said, ‘Hope and Change. Not Hope in Chains.”
The day after his inauguration, President Newt Gingrich calls the activists Justices on the Supreme Court to the White House for a little “fireside” chat.
After closing Gitmo, President Obama is at a loss in deciding where to house the prisoners.
Dr Oz’s on-site demonstration of how Agent Orange works.
First, they came for the people wearing orange jumpsuits. Then they came for the people wearing black hoods, wearing orange jumpsuits. Then finally, they came for the people wearing clear plastic bag ponchos, wearing black hoods, wearing orange jumpsuits.
Having misunderstood the protest e-mail, the group of high school dropouts were kicked out of the protest against the mistreatment of the black man.
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