Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, January 30, 2012
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Everybody was class-warfare fighting.
If I had known they were going to let black people enter the dance contest, I might have reconsidered super gluing my hand to the inside of my pocket.
The mosh pit started before Rage Against the Machine got near the stage.
“Reenact The 80s” Night went better than planners expected
I used to dance like those guys, until I took an arrow to the knee.
It’s the Hokey Pokey, OWS style.
They all saw the Kit-Kat bar simultaneously, but only Calvin had the foresight to be walking half-bent at the time.
The cast of ‘Fame’ protest for government mandated attendance of musical theater.
Clowns to the left of me, hipsters to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
Contrary to the Michael Jordan commercials, those briefs do ride up…
Kick-the-Can… not so much fun when it’s your own can being kicked.
Eek! A mouse.
Who knew zombies could dance?
Sheesh! You’d think that they’d never seen a bicycle.
Hacky Sack hooligans riot after World Footbag Cup is awarded to a guy that admitted he stuffed Mexican Jumping Beans down his hemp-knitted kick ball sack.
The “Anti-Capital Stomp” as performed by the dancing duo, “We Spent it All”.
“Today’s music ain’t got the same soul. I like that old time rock n’ roll.”
RUN! Here comes that pepper spray guy…..
Hacky Sack hooligans riot after the World Footbag Cup is awarded to a guy that admitted he stuffed Mexican Jumping Beans into his opponent’s hemp-knitted kick ball sack.
There was a young man of hip-hop
Whose act was a bit of a flop
He paid his investor
As a bubble-wrap tester
Hacky Sack hooligans riot after discovering catnip in their hemp-knitted kick ball sacks.
Wait, wait. I finally got it! Ready? Here it is:
Hacky Sack hooligans riot after their team “The Oakland Occupiers” win the World Footbag Cup.
Dorchester and Roxbury area residents are already rehearsing their riot “moves” which are expected immediately after the big Superbowl loss.
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