OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AFP Photo/Kimihiro Hoshino)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Dan says:

    Everybody was class-warfare fighting.

  2. Debbie Moss says:

    If I had known they were going to let black people enter the dance contest, I might have reconsidered super gluing my hand to the inside of my pocket.

  3. Rick Almeida says:

    The mosh pit started before Rage Against the Machine got near the stage.

  4. “Reenact The 80s” Night went better than planners expected

  5. I used to dance like those guys, until I took an arrow to the knee.

  6. David says:

    It’s the Hokey Pokey, OWS style.

  7. Tillman says:

    They all saw the Kit-Kat bar simultaneously, but only Calvin had the foresight to be walking half-bent at the time.

  8. JKB says:

    The cast of ‘Fame’ protest for government mandated attendance of musical theater.

  9. Gromitt Gunn says:

    Clowns to the left of me, hipsters to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

  10. David says:

    Contrary to the Michael Jordan commercials, those briefs do ride up…

  11. John Burgess says:

    Kick-the-Can… not so much fun when it’s your own can being kicked.

  12. Michael Hamm says:

    Eek! A mouse.

  13. John425 says:

    Who knew zombies could dance?

  14. KRM says:

    Sheesh! You’d think that they’d never seen a bicycle.

  15. Hacky Sack hooligans riot after World Footbag Cup is awarded to a guy that admitted he stuffed Mexican Jumping Beans down his hemp-knitted kick ball sack.

  16. John425 says:

    The “Anti-Capital Stomp” as performed by the dancing duo, “We Spent it All”.

  17. MaggieMama says:

    “Today’s music ain’t got the same soul. I like that old time rock n’ roll.”

  18. Peterh says:

    RUN! Here comes that pepper spray guy…..

  19. Robert W. Armijo says:

    Hacky Sack hooligans riot after the World Footbag Cup is awarded to a guy that admitted he stuffed Mexican Jumping Beans into his opponent’s hemp-knitted kick ball sack.

  20. jd says:

    There was a young man of hip-hop
    Whose act was a bit of a flop
    He paid his investor
    As a bubble-wrap tester

  21. Hacky Sack hooligans riot after discovering catnip in their hemp-knitted kick ball sacks.

  22. Wait, wait. I finally got it! Ready? Here it is:

    Hacky Sack hooligans riot after their team “The Oakland Occupiers” win the World Footbag Cup.

  23. MaggieMama says:

    Dorchester and Roxbury area residents are already rehearsing their riot “moves” which are expected immediately after the big Superbowl loss.