OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Sugar High Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Sugar High Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Photo By Pablo Martinez Monsivais


First: Jc – In a true sign of bipartisanship, the President buys Governor Christie’s breakfast (First breakfast, anyway. – rodney)

Second: Michael Hamm – Just feeding the stereotype.

Third: Donald Sensing “Men, picture ID required to get a donut. But not to vote.”


Doug Mataconis “Okay guys, do NOT tell Michelle I’m bringing you donuts or I’ll be sleeping with Bo the next four years.”

CSK – “Little do they know it’s not doughnuts, but an arugala and tofu salad,” the chief executive murmured to himself.

JKB – “Donuts?” “He thinks we’re cops!”


“We never wanted to be firemen…. we always wanted to be…. Lumberjacks.”

“…yes I did have to pry these out of Christie’s cold politically dead fingers…”

“…and just don’t talk to the press about your response to Sandy until after the election.”

Here’s your prefilled ballots er… donuts

The Monday Contest has already been looking for some white meat.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. rodney dill says:

    “I brought the Krispy Kreme’s, just write the check out to “Obama for America”, that’ll be $2,500 each”

    You were a little late Crusty Dem, that was a good caption.