OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Flotsam and Jetsam Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Saturday, September 28, 2013 · 2 comments

The Flotsam and Jetsam Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(Official White House Photo by David Lienemann)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: He who must not be named – Yes sir, it is a pretty big f*cking ship.

Second: Jenos Idanian #13 – “OK, sailor, here’s what you do: if those guys in the boats were pirates, you take a shotgun and fire two blasts straight up into the air. I guarantee you that’ll scare them off.”

Third: JWH – “Mr. Vice President, there’s a lot we can do.”
“In the Navy?”
“Yes, you can sail the seven seas.”
“In the Navy?”
“*Sigh* Yes, you can put your mind at ease.”
“In the Navy?”
“*Sigh* No, Mr. Vice President, that joke NEVER gets old.” (muttering): “Hillary better get the nomination. I can’t take another four years of that joke.”

HONORABLE MENTION

Mu – Yes Mr. President, the safety line was installed after Mr. Biden went overboard. We continue searching.

Pinky – “What part of ‘underwater submarine door’ doesn’t make sense to you? They can’t fly in here, you moron!”

Tillman – “Alright, I’ve seen enough. Let’s surface.” “…we’re not a submarine, sir.” “Nonsense, look out the window, everything’s the same color!” “That’s-it’s just-but it’s-” “Damn it, son, I won’t tell you twice! BLOW MAIN BALLAST!”

Hal 10000 – You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left in and you stick it in your mouth.

Patrick McCain – Prone to exaggeration, nobody really believed the Veep’s yarn that he was rescued at sea with a Bengal tiger, but The Life of Bi was a smashing box office hit.

John Burgess – “I’m sorry, sir, but we’re now entering US Territorial Waters. Please undress and stand over there while we get the scanner warmed up.”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

This is a pretty good High Def TV, but you should see the one the President has.

“So just how in the hell can we submerge with this be winder open… Didya think of that?”
“Uh… no not really Mr. Vice President.”

So just where are that cowboy, construction guy, and indian anyway….

Biden: “So just how bad does Aquaman suck.”

The Thursday Contest is already getting a head.