OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Flotsam and Jetsam Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Flotsam and Jetsam Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


(Official White House Photo by David Lienemann)


First: He who must not be named – Yes sir, it is a pretty big f*cking ship.

Second: Jenos Idanian #13 – “OK, sailor, here’s what you do: if those guys in the boats were pirates, you take a shotgun and fire two blasts straight up into the air. I guarantee you that’ll scare them off.”

Third: JWH – “Mr. Vice President, there’s a lot we can do.”
“In the Navy?”
“Yes, you can sail the seven seas.”
“In the Navy?”
“*Sigh* Yes, you can put your mind at ease.”
“In the Navy?”
“*Sigh* No, Mr. Vice President, that joke NEVER gets old.” (muttering): “Hillary better get the nomination. I can’t take another four years of that joke.”


Mu – Yes Mr. President, the safety line was installed after Mr. Biden went overboard. We continue searching.

Pinky – “What part of ‘underwater submarine door’ doesn’t make sense to you? They can’t fly in here, you moron!”

Tillman – “Alright, I’ve seen enough. Let’s surface.” “…we’re not a submarine, sir.” “Nonsense, look out the window, everything’s the same color!” “That’s-it’s just-but it’s-” “Damn it, son, I won’t tell you twice! BLOW MAIN BALLAST!”

Hal 10000You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left in and you stick it in your mouth.

Patrick McCainProne to exaggeration, nobody really believed the Veep’s yarn that he was rescued at sea with a Bengal tiger, but The Life of Bi was a smashing box office hit.

John Burgess“I’m sorry, sir, but we’re now entering US Territorial Waters. Please undress and stand over there while we get the scanner warmed up.”


This is a pretty good High Def TV, but you should see the one the President has.

“So just how in the hell can we submerge with this be winder open… Didya think of that?”
“Uh… no not really Mr. Vice President.”

So just where are that cowboy, construction guy, and indian anyway….

Biden: “So just how bad does Aquaman suck.”

The Thursday Contest is already getting a head.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. He who must not be named says:

    Thank you Rodney.

  2. Jenos Idanian #13 says:

    Thanks, Rodney! I gotta confess, though, I was totally stumped on this one until I found out it was Joey Plugs…