Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, September 26, 2013
Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM.
Adding to the list of factions involved within Syria, three bloods attend their weekly meeting on Syria’s South syeeeeeeeeeed.
Rebel training leader: “….DO NOT FORGET….egress holes in rubble must be checked for safe passage. For large rubble holes, always use a woman’s head on a stick…wave it outside the hole to see if it get’s shot off. Clearly for smaller rubble holes, a child’s head on a stick will suffice.”
Rebel leader: “….awe dang….I had $50 on the Kiwi’s…”
No dude, yer wearing yer bandana all wrong. I know ’cause I watched Karate Kid like 17 times.
The Syrian rebels are very hopeful that the new “Barbie Bomb” can turn the tide.
Sorry for the reposts…..my compooter and your compooter are having an interwebial fisticuff again.
The newest treat, Asma al-Assad on a stick, was a big hit at the Rebel Country Fair.
Hey dude, get your own girlfriend.
@OzarkHillbilly: Deep fry it and it would also be a hit at the Wisconsin State Fair.
Rebel leader: “…like Grandpa Farouk used to say….walk softly and carry a head on a stick.”
“Say hello to my little friend”
“Curses Brothers! You’ve failed the test again! How many times have I warned you not to directly gaze upon the evil of the uncovered female. You must enjoy the creepy bulges her witchcraft gives us!”
“Okay… Next we’ll play ‘Sheep, Goat, or Stevie Nicks.’
After months of stalemate with Assad’s forces, the Syrian rebels finally start getting a head.
Don’t worry, Muhammed. You’re a shoe-in for MVP this year.
“Like a virgin … for the very first time ….”
Down on his luck Ventriloquist.
One mannequin head if by land, two if by sea.
“Yeah, I thought they should have ended Dexter after the ‘Doomsday killer’ too.”
“A stiff idiot is the worst kind.”
“Kukla, Fran, and Allah” was one of the more popular children’s puppet shows broadcast by the Junior Jihadi Network.
“What good is a girl friend that is a stick?”
“I have no idea, either. And the only thing I could make out on her ID was ‘Section 9’.”
“No, no, no. It doesn’t look like her at all. First of all, Angelina Jolie’s lips are fuller, like this…”
Syrian rebel forces have hired Al Snow as a tactical consultant …
“That was such a lame cat call! You know how to whistle, don’t you Samir? You just put your lips together and blow.”
A new way of creating stick people.
A man with a silly little putter like that shouldn’t be making fun of anyone’s golf club sock.
It’s about time we get A HEAD in this war! (Rimshot!)
“We used to use an Obama head for this, but they kept shooting at it with heavy weapons”
“First, you pucker your lips like this…”
“We will destroy all westernized schools that display anatomically-correct women’s heads in Health class! Boys do not need to be exposed to hairless chins and necks!”
“And I was thinking, a pink one for the girls.”
“Is that pink, though? It looks more purply to me.”
“I’d call it muave.”
“It’s definitely more ladylike. Great choice.”
Syrian rebels have a housefire. The first thing they rescue is their very best weapon….a dummy head on a stick meant to waste bullets of their enemy….
Achmed, unfortunately, refused to face up to some truths about his girlfriend …
I’m just a jihadi to everyone I see, people know the part, I’m playin’.
Paid for every chance, sellin’ each bromance, ooh, what they’re sayin’?
There will come a day, and youths will pass away, what’ll they say about me?
When the end comes for me, they’ll say I’m just a jihadi, and life goes on without me.
I ain’t got nobody, nobody cares for me, nobody, nobody cares for me.
I’m so sad and lonely, aad and lonely, sad and lonely.
Won’t some sweet mama on a stick come and take a chance with me?
‘Cause I ain’t so bad…
Achmed the Live Terrorist’s Jeff Dunham act was very popular. Not particularly good, but popular.
I hear the acts on SYRIA’S GOT TALENT aren’t very good this year….
AMERICA’S GOT TALENT had Special Head which could levitate….SYRIA’S GOT TALENT had Dummy Head On A Stick….Not as good….
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