Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie says:

    “But where are the clowns, Quick, send in the clowns, Don’t bother, they’re here”…..Now line them up against the wall!

  2. Maggie says:

    Liberals continue to portray NRA members as Barnum & Bailey rejects.

  3. The new NRA marketing plan, targeting the 3-8 age group, has been a huge success.

  4. Hey, let’s see if we can scare the French into surrendering!

  5. Eric says:

    There’s a reason kids are scared of clowns.

  6. bithead says:

    * ‘Go clowns, go clowns! Go clowns! I don’t see anything happening. Go clowns! Go clowns! Go clowns! Standby confetti. Keep coming, clowns. More clowns. Bring it- clowns, clowns, clowns! We want clowns, tons of them. Bring them down. Let them all come. No confetti. No confetti yet.
    ‘No confetti. All right, go clowns, go clowns. We need more clowns. All clowns! All clowns! Keep going! Come on, guys, lets move it. Jesus! We need more clowns. I want all clowns to go, goddammit. Go confetti. Go confetti. More confetti. I want more clowns. What’s happening to the clowns? We need more clowns.
    ‘We need all of them coming down. Go clowns- clowns? What’s happening clowns? There’s not enough coming down! All clowns, what the hell! There’s nothing falling! What the fuck are you guys doing up there? We want more clowns coming down, more clowns. More clowns. More clowns’…

    * My, the Democrats are early in Iowa, aren’t they?

  7. niall says:

    Filming begins on the latest cult classic remake: Killer Klowns From Outer Space

  8. “No Syrian Intelligence Agents here, little Lebanese boy. Just clowns. Happy, heavily-armed clowns ready to martyr themselves for Allah.”

  9. Hodink says:

    “The whole thing had turned into a circus for them so Charles and Camilla went with a circus motif for their wedding.”

  10. Literally Retarded says:

    In a single moment, Sally determined to run for Congress.

  11. Duffer says:

    Working the undercover gig in the security detail at ‘Neverland’ was Wacko Jacko’s biggest thrill.

  12. Homey the Clown breaks his promise not to go near children again.

  13. Sgt Fluffy says:

    The Pentagon introduces the more kindler more gentler Army

  14. Scott_T says:

    Young Jessica throws her flag to cover her M16A2, scope enhanced, hallow point loaded rifle to conceal it from casual view, before heading back to her home (settlement) in the West Bank.

    No one wants to see the tears of a clown, especially a 15-yr old newly-PMS Jewish Settler clown

  15. Jim says:

    “Oh, don’t worry little girl, it’s just a squirt gun!”

  16. Ryan says:

    Although Bozo had thirty-two confirmed kills, he never suspected the girl with the gunpowder on her mouth was a threat….

  17. Chrees says:

    After his settlement with the University of Colorado went into effect, Ward the Clown started his new career. This one he was fully qualified for, however.

  18. Jim says:

    Bozo wanted to bring new meaning to clowning around.

  19. Rob M says:

    Inspired by the Orange and Cedar Revolutions, a new group of French Dissidents rally for elections to oust a corrupt regime. Viva la bouffon!! Viva la Homey!!

  20. It’s sad how Charleton Heston doesn’t remember to get dressed anymore when he goes out to say hello to the neighborhood kids, isn’t it?

  21. Brian J. says:

    A young person prepares for the Derry [Maine] Canal Days Festival 2005, ready for whatever It wil bring.

  22. Elisson says:

    Mahmoud Abbas announced today that Hamas and the Al-Aqsa Martyr’s Brigades have accepted the conditions laid down by the Palestinian Authority for a “kinder, gentler Intifada…with clowns!” Details on the planned Palestinian Petting Zoo are also expected to be released shortly.

  23. Ahmed came to regret telling Mahmoud that he would “do anything Allah wills” to help finance the Jihad.

  24. Alan Kellogg says:

    Proof the clownface trait breeds true.

  25. Rodney Dill says:

    “Hello Mr. Clown, so where are the f–k’n balloons?”
    (Its a tough world)

  26. rvman says:

    Sad Sack Cindy’s fortunes changed when she started doing “Hamas”-themed birthday parties.

  27. OJ says:

    The annual US Postal Worker family cook-out had been a huge success… but recently laid off, Billy-Bob hadn’t been invited!