Monday, April 4, 2005
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
“But where are the clowns, Quick, send in the clowns, Don’t bother, they’re here”…..Now line them up against the wall!
Liberals continue to portray NRA members as Barnum & Bailey rejects.
The new NRA marketing plan, targeting the 3-8 age group, has been a huge success.
Hey, let’s see if we can scare the French into surrendering!
There’s a reason kids are scared of clowns.
* ‘Go clowns, go clowns! Go clowns! I don’t see anything happening. Go clowns! Go clowns! Go clowns! Standby confetti. Keep coming, clowns. More clowns. Bring it- clowns, clowns, clowns! We want clowns, tons of them. Bring them down. Let them all come. No confetti. No confetti yet.
‘No confetti. All right, go clowns, go clowns. We need more clowns. All clowns! All clowns! Keep going! Come on, guys, lets move it. Jesus! We need more clowns. I want all clowns to go, goddammit. Go confetti. Go confetti. More confetti. I want more clowns. What’s happening to the clowns? We need more clowns.
‘We need all of them coming down. Go clowns- clowns? What’s happening clowns? There’s not enough coming down! All clowns, what the hell! There’s nothing falling! What the fuck are you guys doing up there? We want more clowns coming down, more clowns. More clowns. More clowns’…
* My, the Democrats are early in Iowa, aren’t they?
Filming begins on the latest cult classic remake: Killer Klowns From Outer Space
“No Syrian Intelligence Agents here, little Lebanese boy. Just clowns. Happy, heavily-armed clowns ready to martyr themselves for Allah.”
“The whole thing had turned into a circus for them so Charles and Camilla went with a circus motif for their wedding.”
In a single moment, Sally determined to run for Congress.
Working the undercover gig in the security detail at ‘Neverland’ was Wacko Jacko’s biggest thrill.
Homey the Clown breaks his promise not to go near children again.
The Pentagon introduces the more kindler more gentler Army
Young Jessica throws her flag to cover her M16A2, scope enhanced, hallow point loaded rifle to conceal it from casual view, before heading back to her home (settlement) in the West Bank.
No one wants to see the tears of a clown, especially a 15-yr old newly-PMS Jewish Settler clown
“Oh, don’t worry little girl, it’s just a squirt gun!”
Although Bozo had thirty-two confirmed kills, he never suspected the girl with the gunpowder on her mouth was a threat….
After his settlement with the University of Colorado went into effect, Ward the Clown started his new career. This one he was fully qualified for, however.
Bozo wanted to bring new meaning to clowning around.
Inspired by the Orange and Cedar Revolutions, a new group of French Dissidents rally for elections to oust a corrupt regime. Viva la bouffon!! Viva la Homey!!
It’s sad how Charleton Heston doesn’t remember to get dressed anymore when he goes out to say hello to the neighborhood kids, isn’t it?
A young person prepares for the Derry [Maine] Canal Days Festival 2005, ready for whatever It wil bring.
Mahmoud Abbas announced today that Hamas and the Al-Aqsa Martyr’s Brigades have accepted the conditions laid down by the Palestinian Authority for a “kinder, gentler Intifada…with clowns!” Details on the planned Palestinian Petting Zoo are also expected to be released shortly.
Ahmed came to regret telling Mahmoud that he would “do anything Allah wills” to help finance the Jihad.
Proof the clownface trait breeds true.
“Hello Mr. Clown, so where are the f–k’n balloons?”
(Its a tough world)
Sad Sack Cindy’s fortunes changed when she started doing “Hamas”-themed birthday parties.
The annual US Postal Worker family cook-out had been a huge success… but recently laid off, Billy-Bob hadn’t been invited!
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