Caption Contest Winners

The Insane Clown Posse Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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The Winners

First: EricThere’s a reason kids are scared of clowns

Second: The Dread Pundit BlutoAhmed came to regret telling Mahmoud that he would “do anything Allah wills” to help finance the Jihad.

Third: ElissonMahmoud Abbas announced today that Hamas and the Al-Aqsa Martyr’s Brigades have accepted the conditions laid down by the Palestinian Authority for a “kinder, gentler Intifada. . .with clowns!” Details on the planned Palestinian Petting Zoo are also expected to be released shortly.

Honorable Mention:

Laurence Simon“No Syrian Intelligence Agents here, little Lebanese boy. Just clowns. Happy, heavily-armed clowns ready to martyr themselves for Allah.”

Literally Retarded – In a single moment, Sally determined to run for Congress.

Brandon JaynesThe new NRA marketing plan, targeting the 3-8 age group, has been a huge success.

The Monday contest has already started.

More Below the fold

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Who you calling a Bozo, Kid?

Clown: “Squeeze my red clown nose.”
Girl: “But that’s not your nose.”

Guns don’t kill people, Clowns kill people.

AP BREAKING – In late breaking news today, the World Clown Hall of Fame concluded that Emmett Kelly is no longer the world’s saddest clown.

“Yea, I’m ‘fraid of clowns, but I’m more ‘fraid of Santa, he carries an RPG Launcher.”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie says:

    I didn’t even get Honorable Mention….I must not be sending in ENOUGH choices!

  2. Rodney Dill says:

    You can never have too many entries, well almost never.

  3. McGehee says:

    If I hadn’t missed this one, my caption would have been something about John Wayne Gacy, or Stephen King’s It.

    ‘Tis a mercy for all concerned.