OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Rode Hard And Put Away Wet Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Rode Hard And Put Away Wet Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


(Photo: Jewel Samad, AFP/Getty Images)


First: Moosebreath – I don’t mind shaking hands with a horse’s head. Every day in Washington, I meet plenty of horse’s asses.

Second: John BurgessFront end meets the back end.

Third(tie): Pinky – just some guy who really ticked off Don Corleone

Third(tie): charles austin – “You tell him I ain’t no band leader.”


OzarkHillbilly – Senator McCain! How nice to see you again sir! What did you do with your other half, Senator Graham?

JWH – Joe Biden would do anything to get face time with President Obama.

jd – Even more surprising, Shrek was just a few feet further along the route.

PAUL HOOSON – Obama: “So where’s the Rook and Bishop?”

Robert W. ArmijoExcuse me, sir. Have you seen my other half? Um, never mind.”

Eric FlorakHeadline; Obama meets with new minority group, promises swift action.

Tillman – “Mr. President! Mr. President! What’s your stance on glue manufacturing? A word please, sir!”


Hi Ho Silver, and gold, and stocks, and wealth….. Away….

Horse: “C’mon… You’d do it for Randolph Scott.”

Obama: “So do you think I’m doing a good job?”
Horse: “Neigh”

Obama: “Palomino! PALOMINO!”

A horse is of course,
not for political discourse,
so there is no recourse
with a horse, of course.

unless you want inane discourse,
with Secretariat of State John Kerry.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Moosebreath says:


  2. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Thank you Rodney, not entirely bad for me. Certainly better than living in Palestine right now, although the residents say the fireworks look lovely at night….

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    A good one for some but I was mostly drawing blanks. I actually liked my Netanyahu joke better than the McCain/Graham duet but that was because of the word play. I could have put anybodies name in there but used Bibi’s because I always get the feeling that whenever they are together Obama thinks he might catch something.