OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Life's A Beach Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Life’s A Beach Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


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First: JWH – Looking ahead to 2016, Hillary ponders whether she got the right dog neutered.

Second: Tillman – Politics: it turns out its effects are indistinguishable from spending a long time in Florida.

Third: Robert W. ArmijoHillary, hot on the Benghazi trail.


OldSouth – She Who Must Be Obeyed, strolling the beach with her toy poodle and her lapdog.

jd – Is that a kielbasa in his pocket or is he just happy to be in a caption contest?

The Q – “Hell, people like me so much I could run this dog for President and win.” “Uh, which dog Mr. President?”

He who must not be named – Now you’ll put that thing on a leash. If you’d done it 20 years ago I’d be president right now.

al-Ameda – “Oh, now I remember, this is where we took White House interns for their “orientation.”

PAUL HOOSON – The escape from the laws of gravity…


Bill: “Paparazzi! You gotta look Presidential… Here take my sand wedge.”

“Oh the humanity.”

“Oh the huge manatee.”

Bill (Thinking): “…and I always thought that SWMBO, meant ‘Sex With My Bitchin’ Oldie.'”

(Special Guest Appearance) steve – “What’s the difference between Hillary and the dog?” “He could eat the dog if he had to.”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Strangely, I did a typo and meant this entry to read, “No escape from the laws of gravity”.