OTB Caption Contest Winners

The The Uber Clown Car Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The The Uber Clown Car Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
Tenth Republican Debate Rubio Trump Cruz


First: John430 – Moderator: “Who farted?” Ted Cruz: “Trump farted.” Trump: “Rubio farted.” Rubio: ” I have amnesty”.

Second: Guarneri – “Let Marco try it. He hates everything…….” “He likes it!!”

Third: Hal_10000In response to challenges from both Trump and Cruz, Rubio finally whips out “little Marco”.


Neil Hudelson – Alright, fess up. Who farted?

Franklin – “OK, put out your right arm … ha, got you! Simon didn’t say!”

Scott – That smell? That wasn’t me!

al-Ameda – Trump: “you .. don’t get me started…” Ted: “and you … who are YOU to … don’t get me started …” Marco: “what? … what did I do? …”

Paul Hooson – Rubio is just plain happy that he didn’t have to sit at the children’s table…

RockThisTown – One tie, Two tie, Red tie, Blue tie,
This one has a little schtick, This one is a little shlick,
Some are sad. And some are glad
And some are very, very bad.
Why are they sad and glad and bad?
I do not know. Go ask Vlad.


Don’t fix the mistake, fix the blame.

The GOP debates are now coming off a little flat…. ulent….

Rubio: “He who smelt it, dealt it.”

Trump and Cruz attempt to cast Rubio off into space, just like they did with Ben Carson.

Trump: “I’m with stupid.”
Cruz: “I’m with stupider.”
Rubio: “POLO!”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Tony W says:

    All great entries – I’d cast my vote for HAL_10000 with the Little Marco bit – captures the flavor of the Republican debates perfectly!

  2. Paul Hooson says:

    Like Marco Rubio, always a bridesmaid…never a bride for me today again, LOL..

  3. Franklin says:

    Too many fart jokes for me; Guarneri’s was my favorite.

    I tried to come up with a Marco Polo joke like Rodney did, but just couldn’t come up with anything.