Pamela Anderson’s Nipples
Jeff Jarvis reports,
Pamela Anderson, appearing on Howard Stern this morning to plug her new Fox show Stacked, said that the network censors have come on the set and ordered that her nipples be “taped down” because you can’t have nipples before 10 p.m.
This shows the absurd lengths to which regulatory puritanism has gone: Now American women can’t have nipples, at least not before the “safe harbor,” when, apparently, nipples are suddenly, magically allowed to pop out again.
Put me in the pro-nipple camp as well. And, frankly, I can’t think of too many reasons to tune into a show called “Stacked” and featuring former Playboy Playmate and Baywatch diva Pamela Anderson as an, erm, “bookstore owner,” aside from the opportunity to ogle Anderson.
Bonus Parenting Tip: Shows starring Playboy models, especially those with a synonym for “large breasted” as the show’s title, are probably not appropriate for young children if one’s desire is to raise them never having seen the outline of a nipple.