Teacher Admits Sex with Five Students

Teacher Accused of Sex Abuse (WOWK13)

Photo: Ugly ass teacher  Toni Lynn Woods admits sex with students A Braxton County middle school teacher is in police custody after allegedly confessing to sexual misconduct with five of her students. Toni Lynn Woods, 37, of Strange Creek was arrested Wednesday on eight counts of sexual assault.

State Police said several students reported they had been treated or touched inappropriately. In the criminal compliant filed against Woods, she admitted she had sexual intercourse with three students a total of four times. She also admitted to performing oral sex on two different juveniles a total of four times.

This conduct is disgusting enough under normal circumstances. For someone that ugly, though, the death penalty is the only appropriate punishment.

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  1. Steve says:

    LOL, I was thinking the same thing.


    That IS ugly.

  3. moghedien says:

    Who knew Little Leaguers needed “Slumpbusters” too?

  4. horatio says:

    No wonder I left West Virginia many years ago. Someone her own age would never have been attracted to her. It is deplorable that kids are exposed top such idiots.

  5. M. Murcek says:

    So, some of the kids were “getting some strange” up on Strange Creek?

    Wild, Wonderful(?) West Virginia…

  6. Marshall Thornton says:

    It is sad to think that this could and probably is happening in dozens of places around the country. We entrust these people to be role models and to educate our children and they abuse that responsibility. NO child should have to worry about getting molested at school from a teacher. She needs to be put away for a very long time. A statement has got to be made. What is this world coming to!

  7. k ladd says:

    OMG what a dog and FAAAAT! Even though any behaviour like this on the part of an adult is dispicable, at least Mary Kay was cute as have been some of the other female teacher pedophiles lately. Do you think this is a control issue for these freaks? *shudder* makes me wanna hurl.

  8. Batman says:

    Being West Virginia, the question has to be asked – Was she related to any of those students?

  9. McGehee says:

    All of them, probably. If not before, certainly after…

  10. Dr. Demarche says:

    I’d been wondering what happened to Linda Tripp…

  11. Sex Crazed Teacher says:

    And you are the same people who condone sex with a teacher as long as the teacher is a hottie like Debra Lafave, Mary K. Letourneau, Carrie Eastman or Pamela Turner. You people are pathetic. Whether the teacher is ugly or not, sex with a student is entirely inappropriate and should land them all in the slammer for a long time.

  12. Anderson says:

    God, what did the *students* look like?

  13. Red says:

    “State Police said several students reported they had been treated or touched inappropriately.”

    TOUCHED!!! Hell, I would have filed a complaint if she had looked in my general direction

  14. Maggie says:

    Roseanne Barr is planning a new TV sitcom and decided she needed a little publicity….doesn’t she look lovely in orange?

  15. whitney king says:

    i never saw toni touch anyone and knowing that is because im one of her students and not a victom of her little sex problem and i dont know who the kids where but it was kinda atrange but she was a cool teacher she never acted like that at school because she knows she would get cot.

  16. whitney king says:

    People say toni was drinkin which she could have and said the children where drinking to.A few days before she had an alergec reation to her blood presher medicine.i talk to her on the phone one day before it happened and she said that her husband wasnt going to be home that she was sneakin out. now i know what she meant but that plain out sick what she did i think she was out of her mind.

  17. ding-a-ling says:

    I think the fat bitch needed some action. Jesus Christ is she ugly. Was she gangbanging the students or one on one action? Did she break any pelvis’ when she screwed those boys. Man is she huge and fugly!

  18. Dave Ryan says:

    Thanks for your comments regarding my friend’s mom. I’m sure they all appreciate the outpouring of support their family would garner from these comments.

    In no way am I defending her actions, but show some sympathy for their family. Their children and her husband are going to have to deal with this for quite some time.

    Once again, I thank you.

  19. Shelly says:

    Have you guys seen this??? Tooo funny!!

    WEST VIRGINIA (AP) People in West Virginia have been getting the short end of the stick for so long they hardly question their poor treatment any longer. The typical West Virginian is happy to just finish his 14 hour shift at the dilapidated coal mine, drive his 1978 flatbed pickup up the dirt road where his trailer is parked, shout something at his cousin/wife, eat some deep-fried dinner, and try to count his eleven barefoot children before falling asleep on the lazy boy over the noise of the Springer audience cheering, “Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry…. ”

    Read more at the link!


  20. Lisa says:

    My husband and I are both professionals living in another country, and we are both from WV, went to school with Toni. I am sick of WV people getting slammed. Trust me living all over the world and meeting people from all states, WV isn’t the hicky, backwoods, hillbilly state as compaired to many others. I look at the ignorance of some of the postings and wonder how you can even justify your remarks and sterotyping of WV. I certinaly do not justify what Toni did, but having known her and her family, I would have trusted my children with her and would not have thought one minute of it. Toni and her family need our prayers right now, as do the families of the victims.

  21. Melinda says:

    What is wrong with you people? All you are thinking about is how this poor woman looks? Slamming WV and totally showing your ignorance. The fact of the matter here is that there were children sexually molested by someone they and their parents trusted. I suggest that you take a look around you, especially if you have children. This is happening everywhere. I, too, went to school with Toni. I was shocked to hear this news. However, I have a student in high school who informed me that this was common knowledge among the students. What a sad thing, don’t you agree? This woman has a child the same age as mine. I feel sorry for him and the rest of his family. You see, no matter how ugly or fat you think she is, she is someones mother, daughter, sister and wife. I am sure all of you are gorgeous, aren’t you? This woman is sick and needs help. I feel sorry for the children this has happened to and their families. What a sad day for Braxton County and WV. You people need to get over your vanity and look at the real issue. WE “Hillbillies” are obviously not as ignorant as you. I am proud to be from WV.