Caption Contest Winners
The Sec Def Salute Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AFP/File/Mandel Ngan)
The Winners:
First: Cowboy Blog – A li’l Dubya do ya.
Second: Phil Smith – The 1001st, and final, Rumsfeld Fighting Style: Swan Palm Seppuku.
Third: Rachel Edith – “This qualifies as a known known now. But it was an unknown unknown because we didn’t know we didn’t know. Now, we know.”
Honorable Mention:
Dave Schuler– Donald Rumsfeld lands on his feet with a new job: spokesman for Head On. Apply directly to forehead!
Steven Taylor – Instead of invading Iraq, I coulda had a V8!
Kenny– You mean the election was LAST Tuesday?
stillearly – His first reaction to hearing “Heckuva job, Rummy.”
radio free fred – Tim Allen Shows Donald Rumsfeld What Not To Do With Gorilla Glue.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“No really, I just realized where Osama is hidin’… Oh, nevermind.”
“I gotta slicker my hair down, now I get ta say what I really want on Letterman.”
“Whaddya mean this is my last OTB Caption Contest appearance?”
Guest Appearance on South Park: “Omigod they killed Rummy.”
The 
Monday contest is already in need of AFLAC
Other Caption Contests
Riding Sun virtually home free.
“Oh crap, I forgot all about the Powell doctrine!”