Global-warming Armed Security (GAS) officers make their first excessive-flatulence arrest.

MSM leading citizens to their just reward.

Elmo scouts around his humble abode, looking for his errant ten foot pole. Before lacing up his trusty Lanvin, high top metal flake sneakers, and then hitting the post button.

He's looking at me!

* At the "Castrate the Cows" protest

* She was arrested for Cowardice.

* The unusual scene was made somewhat stranger when the defendant showed up wearing leather.

* Cry havoc! And let slip the cows of war! (Sorry Gary)

* Tests on the subject later confirmed that STP is, in fact, slicker than cow snot

* Hey, she's female. She's a bovine, that makes her a minority. That means she'll come up with better rulings than a white male, right? Just make sure she doesn't wear jeans.

* Deja moo: I've seen that cow before

* For the 20th year in a row, the IOC denied applications to make cow-tipping an Olympic event.

* They spent the entire day waiting futilely to document milk coming out of her nose.

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* At the opening of "Close Encounters" there was a terrible misunderstanding.

* OK, the cows have come home. Party over.

* In prepreation for her historic moon-leap.

* Interestingly, despite the mess, nobody cried.

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The protestors were having a cow

...and then someone started in about Brussels sprouts and the resulting riot left 12 dead.

The protestors laid a series of 'organic land mines' in front of the police line.

Someday, people will be laughing at how backward and intolerant you 'marriage is only between a man and a woman' people are, but until then Bessie and I will enjoy our true love with or without your state sanction.

Got Milk? Self service stations are now available in your city.

How are they going to keep the cows down on the farm now that they have seen gay Brussels?

Going to the chapel...and we...gonna get married....

New edible hybrid that runs on corn?

It's one thing to be called a pig, but ever since Obama talked about putting lipstick on one, cops have been searching for a new "epithet".

Breaking news: .... Although it was too late for Bessie, the California state Senate just passed a bill to ban "docking" the tails of dairy cows. Democratic State Senator Dean Florez hailed the vote as "a significant victory for animal welfare."

Sorry, the comment above should have this ps:

{True news story}

Save me Obie!

Texan Farmers show that steer equality is a fundamental human right.

The NCAA is investigating whether the Penn State Football team violated rules with their summer jobs.

Obama-Socialism triumphs. Last privately owned cow is turned over to "The People".

Not the brightest law student, Joe B. shows up once again for the MOOt court competition,only to take last place for the third time!

GM's final offer to bond holders?

"EAT MOR CHIKN!

EAT MOR CHIKN!

EAT MOR CHIKN!"

or

"WE'RE HERE! WE'RE STEER! GET USED TO IT!"

The United Nations Food & Agricultural Association has declared Bessie and her kind responsible for all of the most heinous crimes against the environment including destruction of the coral reefs. Therefore, Police will be fitting her with a special rubber hose.

Police escort Secretary of State Clinton to the U.S. Embassy.

Reuters - Rome, Italy: Following the Pope in a religious parade at the Vatican, police had their hands full protecting the 'Holy Cow'.

"Call me what you like. I prefer cowpoke. As for her, she calls me Stud Muffin."

"We only have five minutes to get to the circuit box and throw the switch!" "We better hurry!"

Mooove along, Citizen! Nothing to see here.

Bessie ... what do you think of the interstitial popup ads? Take it from someone whose nipples ache, they really suck!

"Elsie and I were a same sex couple living as domestic partners and then I got a sex change and now we need to get undomesticated."

Breaking with tradition, President Obama prepares to pardon the Thanksgiving cow.

Yeah I ordered my steak rare, but ...

(Though she didn't know it yet) the joke's on the alien (after asking to be taken to our leader).

So what's your beef? We have been going out for quite a while now. I happen to like 'dairy air'.