ooooo ah hahahaha It's Alive...

"You know, I don't have to miss" was found written in lightning in the rose garden.

Hillary is at it again!
mpw

"No... it's Joe Bi-DEEN."

"No... it's Joe Bi-DEEN."

Creating Hybrids instead of bringing the rain?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg0dkJfrPYM

Oh good Lord, what kind of evil is Congress conjuring up now?

Nancy Pelosi's plastic surgeon making a house call?

Thous shalt not take the name of the Lord in vain nor use it for political agendas.

Apparently SOMEBODY is very upset with all this talk about "The One".

The Obama Administration does not handle criticism very well, but the storm has only just started.

Whoever the **** the health care reform bill author is: When this baby gets up to 888 pages your really gonna see some shit!!!

"Bearing false witness" against Fox News may not be such a smooth move.

Pelosi's still furious with the Blue Dogs.

Joe Wilson's Great Great Grand Father Says, "Censure THAT, and THAT, and THAT!"

Three strikes and yer out!

* Hey... we won.

* I HAVE THE POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

* It's not NICE to fool with Mother Nature...

* The fervent wishes of 75% of America

* A demo of instant cooking at a congressional hearing that went horribly wrong.

* "In a sudden move, the federal governments separation of powers were reinstated, today..."...

* The president today demonstrated a power source with 1.21 jigawatts of electricity.

And just for laughs, the startrek references:

* Wait... you're saying the Temple is the power source? (Kirk)

* " Mr Worf, Disconnect the power transfer beam."

Ronald Reagan Weighs In.

Pay no attention to the deficit behind the curtain! I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ!

Zeus: "I'll show them who The One really is."
::singing, while flinging thunderbolts:: I've got the power...

Would someone please tell Joe Biden to stop playing with the circuit breakers?

Every dark cloud has a silver lining. The smiting of the White House is just a bonus.

Catastrophe was averted when the White House rolled a twenty on its saving throw.

Commenting on what the Obama administration claimed was a clear endorsement from God, they expect to see Health reform, Cap and trade and a second trillion dollars in stimulus passed within the week. Sources noted the unlikelihood of lightening striking twice, but that three times must be the trifecta.

Nancy Pelosi had no comment other than a faint sizzling sound.

Reid moved to have his comments stricken from the record about having the religious right "hit him with their best shot".

That should make even some of those dim bulbs in congress light up.

* We think there's a problem in the wiring.

* Live better, electrically.

* Listen, Barry, about those lightning rods you wanted....

* Wait... N) !!!! Don't touch THAT switchZAAAP

* He said somehting about changing his shorts.

* Missing Energizer Bunny found!

* So, just how the hell DO they grease that stuff, anyway?

"BOOM. Hi. This is God. Got a minute, Congressman?"

"In a failed effort to use alternative fuels the Obama Administration has killed congress."
or
"You don't know the power of the dark side!"
or
"By the power or Grey Skull! I AM THE POWER!"
or
"Conservative Christian: I KNEW he was the anti-Christ!"
or
"The Weird Science computer was used to make the new Perfect Health Care Bill!"

Let the hope and change come streaming into my life. Into my life...

Arise, storm! North winds blow! South winds blow! Typhoons! Hurricanes! Earthquakes! Smog!

I'm not sure, but I think they had just said something about having the most ethical, transparent government in history...

Just as predicted, as AGW (aggregate government waste) was ignored and grew ever worse, the political storms grew ever more intense and destructive. The budget deficit denialists have doomed us all!

Clearly, Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh are behind this.

Capital PUNishment??

More shocking news out of the congress

The Highlander warned ... There can be only ONE!!

It's the Perfect Storm if it gets them all!

Clear!! well that's the third try , it looks like the health care bill is DOA! Mark 8:24PM.

C'mon guys , quit dragging your feet , we're getting too much Static!!

FINALLY!!! SOMETHING bright on capital hill!!!

Climate change arrives on Capital Hill!

Looks like we fluxed up again!

Washington becomes the "O"zone ...really!

Harry Reid becomes possessed by ZUUL... who you gonna call??

Let the hope and change come streaming into my life. Into my life...

...and here I was hoping to keep out the Riff Raff.

Sure lighting adds nitrogen to the soil, but there's enough fertilizer here already!

What a great place to see what happens when latex is rubbed vigorously on lamb's wool!

It's time to BBQ some of that pork.

Um... Mr. President? No offense, but next time you read a speech I'm going to stand waaayyy over there.

* January 20,2009- WASHINGTON: WHat Federal officials are calling an unexplained weather phenomenon blanketed the capitol today during the Inaugiration of Barack Obama as president of the United States.

Unexplained were the reports that a voice was heard from the clouds, saying "The choice is made! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, The Traveler has come!"

And then suddenly ...
(Pelosi) It's just a jump to the left.
(House of Representatives) And then a step to the riiiight.
(Pelosi) With your hand on your hips.
(House of Representatives) You bring your knees in tight.
(Everybody) But it's the pelvic thrust.
They really drive you insane.
Let's do the Time Warp again.
Let's do the Time Warp again.