Caption Contest
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Monday, July 24, 2006
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Thursday PM
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
* Comon, Honey, lean this way…. further, further…. those canNOT be REAL…..
* I was looking back to see if you were looking back at me to see me looking back to you
* Why did we waste money on these expensive binoculars? I mean, why couldn’t we just get closer?
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“If I find out who painted the eyepieces with shoe polish, they are gonna get a tazering that they will never forget.”
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You’re right, Ted, they’re WAY bigger when you look through the small end.
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Hold on just one more minute, buddy. I know we’ve been out here for 4 days but tell me it’s not worth it seein’ that hot wife of his come runnin’ out of the crowd to congratulate him.
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Oh Mrs. Crane, you’re a little monkey woman. Yeah, you’re lean, mean, and I bet you’re not too far in between are ya. How’d you like to wrap your spikes around my -
/obscure Caddyshack reference
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“DDouble VVision”
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“Check it out – Tiger’s putting a Titleist, right? But he teed off with a Top-Flite!”
“Ywah! And look – doesn’t his caddy look a lot like Odd Job?”
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Jim and Joe reconnoiter for the Deer Park SWAT team prepping to
take outarrest Ben Fugglestein for Unlawful Attendance of a Golf Tournament Without a Ticket.Helpful or Unhelpful:
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Jim: How is Wie doing today?
Joe: We’s just fine. What’s with the black jokes?
Jim: What? Wie’s not black, she’s Asian.
Joe: Who’s Asian?
Jim: Not Hu, WIE.
Joe: We is Asian?
Jim: Yeah, Hu too.
Joe: Hutu? There you go with the damn black jokes again. I so don’t get you.
Jim: Never heard of her. What, is she Czech or something?
Joe: I’m gonna be sick . . .
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Sizzling hot Elin was there to attract a crowd for Tiger’s British Open title presentation.
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“all I was say was that everyone else can see it fine without the binoculars”
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“Nope, no illegals, wmds or hizbollah over there. Trans fatty acids though, that place is loaded!”
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Yep, he’s got a camera all right.
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“Yes, I think you’re right. I can alllllmost make out the edge of Kerry’s Presidential hopes fading over the horizon . . . . “
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Glorg and Klorg thought the humans would not see them if they covered the edges of their eyestalks, but they were mistaken.
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“This is the good part where Paris straddles the car saying, ‘C’mon Big Boy.’”
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Swang
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Tiger is the best golfer in the world and he gets to go home with her? Life is not fair.
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You know what they say about guys with big binoculars don’t you?
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Watchers watching watchers. It makes for a full employment economy.
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These new Sauron brand binoculars work for crap.
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I’ve got a full battery charge and half a mind to use it. Let’s go.
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Spec Ops.
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Kos and Armando scout out locations for the next Ned Lamont ad.
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Looking for love in all the wrong places…
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Billy and Buzz maintain their eternal vigil against the Varmint Cong.
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“Pete, we are looking at history.”
“I’m thinking this is definitely ‘herstory’.”
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“The Flat Ass Gang Is Getting Ready To Invade.”
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Mashie And Muligan Putter Around.”
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