Caption Contest
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Monday, October 8, 2007
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Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Thursday PM
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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
Voice from the back row: “What . . . is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?”
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“What the hell kind of a name is ‘Mitt?’ Did your parents want people to throw baseballs at you or something?”
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What happens if I pull your finger?
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Why do Massachusetts politicians have such an affinity for flip-flopping?
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Mitt: You sir…May not ask me anything..
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“Did you or did you not stay at a Holiday Inn last night?”
“How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”
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“Has your wife gotten any better in bed?”
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What’s your problem bud?
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“But not that, okay? Not that.”
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No, I’m not really a liberal flip-flopper. Trust me.
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Romney: “Ignore the damn sign! You don’t ask and I won’t have to tell.”
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1) Why yes, the Morman magic underwear is suprisingly comfortable.
2) Why Yes, it does feel good to run for the Presidency without my wife bankrolling my campaign.
3) Yes I tried poking McCain once like this. Once.
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“Is Mitt Romney going to have to choke a bitch?”
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……My position on that matter, without getting into a lot of minutiae, is quite probably in the general realm of your probable desire….
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audience member: “High, my name is Warren Jeffs and I ha….”
Romney: “YOU DOWN, SIT, not talky”
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“Where has that finger been?”
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Personally I think the event would have been a lot better if they hadn’t used a cardboard cut out to represent Mitt.
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The Guliani campaign held a corresponding ’9/11 Answers Anything’ session in the next room.
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Romney: You are not a living Mormon God- but I am, neener neener…!
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You!…wife #7–go sit with the children!
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“Lord Vader…You are NOT my father! ….BooyaH!”
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“Uh, Dare”.
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When you pay your first baseman, Who gets the money?
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Don’t know.
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and you…Don’t know.
Anymore questions?
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Boxers or briefs?
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So…about your holy Mormon underwear: Boxers or Briefs?
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Oh, yeah, buddy, the sign does say, “Ask Mitt Anything,” but it doesn’t say, “Mitt Answers Anything,” does it? Huh? Well, does it? Whaddya mean, you’re the one ‘sposed to be asking the questions here? Jeez. this is so easy…
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So really, who names thier kid Mitt?
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“When’s the free lunch?”
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