Caption Contest

Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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  1. Gollum says:

    Voice from the back row: “What . . . is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?”

  2. Jay Tea says:

    “What the hell kind of a name is ‘Mitt?’ Did your parents want people to throw baseballs at you or something?”


  3. Jay Wills says:

    What happens if I pull your finger?

  4. Dantheman says:

    Why do Massachusetts politicians have such an affinity for flip-flopping?

  5. Dennis says:

    Mitt: You sir…May not ask me anything..

  6. stillearly says:

    “Did you or did you not stay at a Holiday Inn last night?”

    “How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”

  7. Hodink says:

    “Has your wife gotten any better in bed?”

  8. anjin-san says:

    What’s your problem bud?

  9. Anderson says:

    “But not that, okay? Not that.”

  10. Triumph says:

    No, I’m not really a liberal flip-flopper. Trust me.

  11. John425 says:

    Romney: “Ignore the damn sign! You don’t ask and I won’t have to tell.”

  12. Scott_T says:

    1) Why yes, the Morman magic underwear is suprisingly comfortable.

    2) Why Yes, it does feel good to run for the Presidency without my wife bankrolling my campaign.

    3) Yes I tried poking McCain once like this. Once.

  13. Jeff says:

    “Is Mitt Romney going to have to choke a bitch?”

  14. peterh says:

    ……My position on that matter, without getting into a lot of minutiae, is quite probably in the general realm of your probable desire….

  15. markm says:

    audience member: “High, my name is Warren Jeffs and I ha….”

    Romney: “YOU DOWN, SIT, not talky”

  16. Lindy R. Dole says:

    “Where has that finger been?”

  17. yetanotherjohn says:

    Personally I think the event would have been a lot better if they hadn’t used a cardboard cut out to represent Mitt.

  18. The Guliani campaign held a corresponding ‘9/11 Answers Anything’ session in the next room.

  19. John425 says:

    Romney: You are not a living Mormon God- but I am, neener neener…!

  20. John425 says:

    You!…wife #7–go sit with the children!

  21. David Nick says:

    “Lord Vader…You are NOT my father! ….BooyaH!”

  22. DaveD says:

    “Uh, Dare”.

  23. Maniakes says:

    When you pay your first baseman, Who gets the money?

  24. elliot says:

    Don’t know.
    Don’t know.
    Don’t know.
    Don’t know.
    and you…Don’t know.
    Anymore questions?

  25. Bithead says:

    Boxers or briefs?

  26. Cowboy Blob says:

    So…about your holy Mormon underwear: Boxers or Briefs?

  27. Oh, yeah, buddy, the sign does say, “Ask Mitt Anything,” but it doesn’t say, “Mitt Answers Anything,” does it? Huh? Well, does it? Whaddya mean, you’re the one ‘sposed to be asking the questions here? Jeez. this is so easy…

  28. So really, who names thier kid Mitt?

  29. Hermoine says:

    “When’s the free lunch?”