Caption Contest Winners
The I’m As Goofy as Hell, and I’m Not Gonna Take It Anymore Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/CBS Face the Nation, Karin Cooper)
The Winners:
First: Dennis – Uh, Sir…the Nation is this way…
Second: MikeM – Don’t worry, sir, I’ll have your face re-inflated, just as soon as I find where to insert the air hose.
Third: FormerHostage – Tech: “Oh, I believe you sir. I just can’t imagine how you get your head up there in the first place!”
Honorable Mention:
McGehee – “Now remember, Captain Pike — it’s one blink for ‘yes’ and two blinks for ‘no’.”
elliot – Where will you be when diarrhea strikes…
Maniakes – I kept telling you your face might get stuck like that if you kept making faces, but did you listen?
ralph – you’ll get used to the ice sir, but it’s good for the roids and keeps you cool for the debate.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
oil can… oil can… oil can…
Batteries not included
“Uh Ron? That’s not your chair, that’s a microphone stand.”
The 
Monday Contest is already groovin’ to the Moody Blues GreenSlide Zone.
Holy crap! I won!