Caption Contest Winners
The Going Off Half-Cocked Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
Again many amazing captions. The top four were really close. I will be off ’til Monday, so no Caption Jam this weekend, remember to visit the other regular contests.
(AFP/Mandel Ngan)
The Winners:
First: Maniakes – “The worst part of this job is little kids sneaking up behind you with refrigerator magnets.”
Second: fustian – Bob Hope! I thought you were dead?
Third(tie): Hodink – “Cheney again, Sir. Nobody hurt. We’ll just keep it hush hush.”
Third(tie): mannning – So you rushed in and slaughtered some of them, captured their leader, I get that, but what did you do next?
Honorable Mention:
Patrick T McGuire – Listen, like Rummy said, you go to war with what you have! Got it?
Anderson – “We’re an empire now, and when you’re an empire, you have to wear fancy armor.”
William d’Inger – Well, I expected better security than this at a G-8 summit.
elliot – Sooo, you want me to conquer Mexico again?
charles austin – “So what’s up with the outfit Karl?”
Alan Kellogg – No Mr. President, bleach will not get the gray out.
Anjin-San – “I’m the commander guy, not you! Now give me the friggin’ helmet!”.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“So how’d that Mexican problem work out with you Cortes?”
“How ya keep a straight face when ya say Lake Titicaca.”
“Catch-a-cold-Al? (Quetzalcoatl?) …and I thought nucular was bad.”
“Actually I used to be a Nuclear Physicist at Los Alamos, but an immigrant laborer is doing my old job there cheaper now.”
“So Petraeus said he needed ’bout 200,000 of these babies?”
“Didya try building a wall?”
“Uh, I was hoping you’d sing a little Procol Harum for us.”
“You’re right sir. I don’t sound at all like James Earl Jones.”
The 
Thursday Contest has already banned toga parties.
