Caption Contest Winners

The Going Off Half-Cocked Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Again many amazing captions. The top four were really close. I will be off ’til Monday, so no Caption Jam this weekend, remember to visit the other regular contests.




(AFP/Mandel Ngan)

The Winners:

First: Maniakes – “The worst part of this job is little kids sneaking up behind you with refrigerator magnets.”

Second: fustianBob Hope! I thought you were dead?

Third(tie): Hodink – “Cheney again, Sir. Nobody hurt. We’ll just keep it hush hush.”

Third(tie): mannning – So you rushed in and slaughtered some of them, captured their leader, I get that, but what did you do next?

Honorable Mention:

Patrick T McGuire – Listen, like Rummy said, you go to war with what you have! Got it?

Anderson“We’re an empire now, and when you’re an empire, you have to wear fancy armor.”

William d’Inger – Well, I expected better security than this at a G-8 summit.

elliot – Sooo, you want me to conquer Mexico again?

charles austin“So what’s up with the outfit Karl?”

Alan KelloggNo Mr. President, bleach will not get the gray out.

Anjin-San – “I’m the commander guy, not you! Now give me the friggin’ helmet!”.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“So how’d that Mexican problem work out with you Cortes?”

“How ya keep a straight face when ya say Lake Titicaca.”

“Catch-a-cold-Al? (Quetzalcoatl?) …and I thought nucular was bad.”

“Actually I used to be a Nuclear Physicist at Los Alamos, but an immigrant laborer is doing my old job there cheaper now.”

“So Petraeus said he needed ’bout 200,000 of these babies?”

“Didya try building a wall?”

“Uh, I was hoping you’d sing a little Procol Harum for us.”

“You’re right sir. I don’t sound at all like James Earl Jones.”

The Thursday Contest has already banned toga parties.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.