Monday, February 27, 2017
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Trump’s message on upgrading the troops and extending our friendship to Scotland got garbled.
The punishment for not capturing those droids they were looking for was just a bit humiliating.
After Suicide Squad won an Oscar in the category of “Best Makeup and Hairstyling”, a sudden realization came to Disney producers for the next Star Wars movie.
It was hard enough understanding them before they put the helmets on, now it’s impossible.
“I knew bagpipes. Bagpipes were friends of mine. And that, sir, is no bagpipe.”
What you get when you cross Highlanders with Stormtroopers . . . High Troopers.
These are definitely not the droids you are looking for.
Wow, who knew, George Lucas is transgender.
I find your lack of faith and begorrah disturbing.
@RockThisTown: Ha, it’s good to be back down here. There’s no bloody women’s bathrooms on the Death Star!
Highlander IV: The Crossover proved to be an intense disappointment to even the most die-hard fans.
Security patrol at the Oscars.
Transgender issues hit the Empire.
“You sir are no MacGregor. Take that kilt off and leave!”
LucasFilm’s Vice-president of Marketing for Scotland was distressed to learn that his bagpipe team was disqualified due to a wardrobe malfunction.
Wanna peek under a storm troopers kilt?
“This is not the haggis you’re looking for.”
It’s a kilt now, but then a sexy girl walked by, and they turned into tents…
Two of them are looking at a beautiful sexy girl. A third one tells them, “Calm down. You’re two tents…”.
Ah, it’s all fun and games until the wind blows those skirts up. Marilyn Monroe it ain’t…
Dialog from the worst ever game show: “Ok, you can have what’s behind door number two, or what’s under the kilt…”.
In a move no one saw coming, Disney announced today that Catholic School Girl Stormtroopers are now considered canon.
“Hey, someone could get kilt in this neighborhood…”.
The empire is investigating who has been leaking their secrets. That girl looks suspect, does she not?
They run into those park hoodlums from THE TERMINATOR movie…
“Hey what’s wrong with this picture?”.
“Laundry day? Nothing clean to wear but your sister’s school uniform?”.
A nerd’s schoolgirl sex fantasy?
They all attend OUR LADY OF THE DEATH STAR elementary school…
“You have bled with Vader, now bleed with me.”
If it’s not Empirical, it’s CRAP!!!
“Hey, somebody warn that girl’s parents that the stormtrooper’s name tag says Milo, and he’s not wearing anything under that skirt…”.
Skirting the issues?
“I thought men are supposed to chase skirts, not wear them?”.
The official uniform of The Boy Scotts…
Not to be outdone, STAR TREK will do lederhosen…
…and not to be outdone, Paul Hooson will do lederhooson…
“Boy oh boy, did Mr. Washee Washee screw up at the laundry. There’s some girls down at St. Murray’s running around in robot pants now too”.
“Man, this is bad. Real bad. But, if the bagpipes show up, I’m out…”.
“Plaid skirts and bagpipes. You know some White guy came up with this stuff…”.
“If you were out in the woods, and you saw plaid skirts, bagpipes, golf clubs and hockey sticks laying around, you might guess that a flock of White guys is near…”.
Two clues they’re not Jewish. No small hats and they’re working on Saturday…
Who knew there was a transsexual nerd STAR WARS club?
Although they were in charge of defending furniture from stains, the Empire’s elite Scotch Guard carried only the highest quality armaments.
Ivanka previews her new ‘Bannon Collection’ for Nordstrom
Girl: “Isn’t this one a little short for a stormtrooper?”
Oh great, the British male fantasy of dressing their girlfriend up like a schoolgirl and giving them a spanking before sex has been ruined forever….Some things cannot be unseen!
No, no, no, Lord Vader. She IS the droid you were looking for! Honest!
Star Wars episode ix…. the return of the Scotsman
Star Wars X … The Revenge of Robert the Bruce
“Because of the potato famine, we don’t have very good plaid coat linings to wear upon our loins, but we’re a proud people!”.
“Mom! Give me some privacy! I’m just looking at something on the Internet! …Stormtroopers in skirts…”.
STORMTROOPERS IN SKIRTS? Was that on old Parliament Magazines porn title?
Little girl: “Follow me troopers. The rest rooms are this way and are clearly labeled Men, Women and Undecided/Other.”
Damn our weak minds. Obi-wan got us again.
The one on the close left is named Moishe Talmud….Naturally, he’s Lutheran…
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