OTB Caption Contest
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Monday, September 5, 2011
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Thursday PM
(AP Photo/Alexandre Meneghini)
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.
No, I tell you, we are going Chicago style. NY pizza is for losers.
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This is where Saddam hid the WMDs. I swear it.
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“So, I go down here and hang a left at the 7/11 and a right at Saddam’s fallen statue?”
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“Yeah, no kidding! That used to be the American’s Wheelus AFB!”
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Driver: “See that Hussein? I told you the Americans are rebuilding the WTC!”
Driver: “Is the synagogue that way?”
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“I knew we should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!”
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“No, I am telling you that today’s password is ‘جمل,’ not ‘بئر نفط’.”
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Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
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Sweet Jeebus, the window washing homeless guys are carrying AK-47s now.
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Sweet Jeebus, the squeegee guys are carrying AK-47s now.
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You dumbass! These are not yarmulkes! Fleas on your mother and let us go on our way.
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“Yeah, sure. Park right over there, next to the…Wait a minute, did you just say ‘Foot Locker’ or ‘Hurt Locker’?”
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“Hey, have you heard the good news? Yvonne ‘The Run Away Cow’ just got captured.”
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“Listen here, pal! I need your attitude right now like I need a hole in the head.”
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“I’m sorry. Only AK-47’s and RPG’s are permitted. Camera cell phones beyond this checkpoint are prohibited.”
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“I’m sorry. Only AK-47’s and RPG’s are permitted. Cell phone cameras beyond this checkpoint are prohibited.”
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“♪ Slow down, you move to fast. You got to make the morning last…Feeling groovy…Feeling groovy ♪”
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“Piss on you… I’m working for Mel Brooks.”
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“So suicide attack parking on the left…. uh… do you validate parking?”
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Have you seen a guy with some crazy hair running around in pajamas?
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“We’re not the Droids, um, you’re looking for?”
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“We just got a text that a wicked flash mob is about to go down.”
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“Yes, this road takes you to Sirte – Wait! Turn up your radio! ‘♪ We got to believe we are magic and nothing will stand in our way ♪’ Oh, man. I love Olivia Newton-John.”
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No, Abdul, I saw my camel Clyde right down there by that tent. If we can catch him, my buddy Tajeez here is going to ride him back to my house. He is a professional camel jockey, you know.
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