US Embassy Staff in Caracas Injured at Strip Club
Via the BBC: US embassy staff hurt in Caracas strip club shooting
Two US embassy officials have been injured in a shooting after a brawl at a nightclub in the Venezuelan capital, Caracas, police said.
The incident reportedly took place at the Antonella 2012 Club, a pole dancing bar in the Chacao neighbourhood.
The best part of the story is the explanation:
The US confirmed two of its embassy staff in Caracas were being treated for non-threatening injuries after an "incident at some sort of social spot".
“So, where did you go tonight, dear?”
‘Oh, it was just some sort of social spot.”