10 Easy Steps to Success in Afghanistan
Christian Bleuer provides a 10-step solution for victory over the Taliban.
1. Get Taliban to be jerks to locals.
2. Get Taliban to kill some locals.
3. Get Taliban to try to extort $24K from locals.
4. Get Taliban to kidnap some angry dude’s family.
5. Special Forces with ZZ Top beards.
6. Get locals to go crazy on Taliban.
7. EXECUTE EVERYBODY!!!
It’s rather obvious, really, once you boil it down. Then again, Step 9’s a bitch.